Eurovision Rewatch: 1981 Dublin (11:30 BST 18/04)

[Lucille]

Turkey has lost its point again!

 

[Tisch]

CUTIE OF THE EVENING IN PEN’S ABSENCE

NAR: I Always imagine the boy telling that story to be one of those real fatties with an emo haircut and a tshirt slightly too tight

I imagine that's CLOSE TO THE TRUTH

 

[ButterTart]

That's because you poured all of the WKD in the house into a washing up bowl and then downed the lot.

I didn't even tip the washing up out first #madlad

 

[Suomi]

Turkey back down to zero!? The fuck?

 

[COB]

NAR: I Always imagine the boy telling that story to be one of those real fatties with an emo haircut and a tshirt slightly too tight

I imagine that's CLOSE TO THE TRUTH

Not an eighteen year old fat cunt

 

[win_the_game]

AND THE RESULTS OF THE MOOPY VOTE ARE....TIGHTER THAN LUCILLE'S HOLE IN LOCKDOWN!

ONE POINT between the winner and 2nd place.


1 - United Kingdom - 71 points
2 - Denmark - 70 points
3 - Portugal - 61 points
4 - Ireland - 49 points
5 - Belgium - 45 points

6 - Germany - 36 points
7 - Israel - 35 points
8 - Cyprus - 30 points
9 - Turkey - 30 points
10 - Switzerland - 23 points

11 - France - 14 points
12 - Spain- 12 points
13 - Greece - 10 points
14 - Austria - 10 points
15 - Yugoslavia - 8 points

16 - Netherlands - 7 points
17 - Norway - 5 points
18 - Sweden - 4 points
19 - Finland - 2 points
20 - Luxembourg - 0 points

 

[Soldi]

Our.. nearest.. neighbour

 

[Dark Carnival]

1 POINT MERCI LE ROYAUME UNI!

 

[Soldi]

AND THE RESULTS OF THE MOOPY VOTE ARE....TIGHTER THAN LUCILLE'S HOLE IN LOCKDOWN!

ONE POINT between the winner and 2nd place.


1 - United Kingdom - 71 points
2 - Denmark - 70 points
3 - Portugal - 61 points
4 - Ireland - 49 points
5 - Belgium - 45 points

6 - Germany - 36 points
7 - Israel - 35 points
8 - Cyprus - 30 points
9 - Turkey - 30 points
10 - Switzerland - 23 points

11 - France - 14 points
12 - Spain- 12 points
13 - Greece - 10 points
14 - Austria - 10 points
15 - Yugoslavia - 8 points

16 - Netherlands - 7 points
17 - Norway - 5 points
18 - Sweden - 4 points
19 - Finland - 2 points
20 - Luxembourg - 0 points

I liked Denmark but SECOND

 

[Tisch]

Where is IGUANA? Can you please do the right thing and give Tischlampe more drink because this is brilliant and needs to continue?

He is DEAD AND IT'S JUST ME NOW LAUGH LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

 

[ButterTart]

Am I very, very drunk or is the presenteress quite fit?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The presenter now provides the announcements for the Dublin tram service.

 

[dmlaw]

Nothing for Ireland. One point for France. We know how to play the political game.

 

[Soldi]

1 POINT MERCI LE ROYAUME UNI!

You weren’t saying that when I told you we’d won

 

[Tisch]

Am I very, very drunk or is the presenteress quite fit?

BOOBRate now

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well Giscard d'Estaing is still alive and you're not Terry!

 

[Lucille]

I liked Denmark but SECOND

It was a PURE JOY!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nothing for Ireland. One point for France. We know how to play the political game.

Inaccurate.

 

[Suomi]

Am I very, very drunk or is the presenteress quite fit?

that’s Colin Berry!

 

[ButterTart]

He is DEAD AND IT'S JUST ME NOW LAUGH LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

I think we need to introduce a Moopyrate after each rewatch so we can award a MAN OF THE MATCH. Looking at Tischlampe for the maiden victory.

 

[lolly]

He is DEAD AND IT'S JUST ME NOW LAUGH LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

 

[Tisch]

Colin berry in my <3 4 Eva and Eva

 

[win_the_game]

How on earth are Finland ahead of Portugal and Turkey?

 

[ButterTart]

that’s Colin Berry!

She's fit.

 

[dmlaw]

He is DEAD AND IT'S JUST ME NOW LAUGH LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

If only I could award more than one like for a post.

 

[Soldi]

He is DEAD AND IT'S JUST ME NOW LAUGH LAUGHLAUGHLAUGHLAUGH

 

[Dark Carnival]

How on earth are Finland ahead of Portugal and Turkey?

RACISM

 

[Tisch]

I bet you a FIVER tomorrow after breakfast he'll ask me about "a post you made on mooopy last night"

Also how was your SPAGHETTI?

 

[Lucille]

HEELO DARLING *HIC* ATHENS CALLING

 

[COB]

Greece tapping into a NUMBERS STATION there

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think @Tischlampe is reading the Greek votes.

 

[lolly]

I bet you a FIVER tomorrow after breakfast he'll ask me about "a post you made on mooopy last night"

Also how was your SPAGHETTI?

MINE was delicious

 

[Dark Carnival]

Portugal at 9 points is a TRAVESTY

 

[Suomi]

GIVE TURKEY BACK ITS POINTS

 

[lolly]

I wish Wogan didn't feel COMPELLED to utter such INANITY

 

[COB]

Portugal at 9 points is a TRAVESTY

Too conceptual

 

[ButterTart]

BOOBRate now

Irish presenter - 12
Irish act - 10
Shiny helmet woman - 08
Sultry, shitfaced Greek jury member - 06
Cheryl Baker - 05
Jay Aston - Combat 18

 

[Soldi]

The first Greece-Cyprus 12 swap

 

[Suomi]

This is enjoyable close voting - I had presumed that the UK had stormed it

 

[dmlaw]

Terry doesn't yet know to be angry about Greece giving Cyprus 12 points. I wonder if the next votes will tip him off.