Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[ButterTart]

A Galway hooker? I didn't know Maria Doyle Kennedy was scheduled to appear.

 

[Lucille]

Did he say a GALWAY HOOKER?

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s a no from me.

NEIN

 

[COB]

Let's all get over to Ceefax girls!

 

[lolly]

04 Poland
04 Ireland
05 Germany

As weak a start to a contest as any I've rewatched so far.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did he say a GALWAY HOOKER?

I heard HOOKER indeed

 

[Raining on Me]

I suspect that was meant to be UPLIFTING but she sang it like someone whose daughter was ready to be shoved off a building if she didn't turn up. Uncomfortable.

 

[Lucille]

21st century Ready for this bout of BOSNIAN MODERNISM.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh what a lovely MOUSTACHE CONDUCTOR

 

[ButterTart]

This guy looks like the sort who'll set cocks-a-twitching on Moopy.

 

[Madison]

Someone singing

 

[lolly]

And this DOESN'T BODE WELL

 

[Dark Carnival]

This guy looks like the sort who'll set cocks-a-twitching on Moopy.

Nah

 

[ButterTart]

You can’t see them beneath her sullen rags!!!

Facially she wasn't the worst. Well, compared to this old frigger.

 

[Penelope]

Davor Popovic, you won't be surprised to learn, is dead

 

[Soldi]

This guy looks like the sort who'll set cocks-a-twitching on Moopy.

Not MINE

 

[win_the_game]

First entrant from 1995 who's DEAD loves.

 

[ButterTart]

Nah

I was thinking more of Zu.

 

[Kala]

This contest contains a song which is in my top 5 Eurovision songs of all time. I'll let you see if you can guess which one it is. HINT. it's not Bosnia

 

[Lucille]

OMG the porno bass line, the whispering, the moustache. I’m face down on the bed and the doors on the latch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What's this shit?

They DESERVED war.

 

[dmlaw]

That bass makes this seem like the soundtrack to a very low budget porno movie.

 

[Madison]

 

[ButterTart]

Are there any songs we should be looking forward to tonight?

 

[Penelope]

This contest contains a song which is in my top 5 Eurovision songs of all time. I'll let you see if you can guess which one it is. HINT. it's not Bosnia

Vulva cun me go

 

[Dark Carnival]

This contest contains a song which is in my top 5 Eurovision songs of all time. I'll let you see if you can guess which one it is. HINT. it's not Bosnia

YOU DON'T SAY

 

[COB]

I like the backing singers having the same hairstyle, it's quite Brian May/Anita Dobson.

 

[lolly]

Davor Popovic, you won't be surprised to learn, is dead

Do we know for sure he was alive then?

 

[Soldi]

At least nothing will be as bad as SONG FOR EUROPE 2003

 

[ButterTart]

First entrant from 1995 who's DEAD loves.

By the looks of him he's our first one ever to have died prior to the contest.

 

[Penelope]

Do we know for sure he was alive then?

Careful love, you aren't FAR OFF WHERE HE WAS THEN

 

[dmlaw]

Davor Popovic, you won't be surprised to learn, is dead

Yeah, I can believe that.

Oh, you meant sometime AFTER the contest.

 

[Kala]

Are there any songs we should be looking forward to tonight?

Depends what you like. It's a very ballad heavy year and was a bit old-fashioned for the mid 90s.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I was thinking more of Zu.

Oh she's on all four as we speak dildoing herself.

 

[Lucille]

I didn’t hate it!

 

[lolly]

04 Poland
04 Ireland
05 Germany
06 Bosnia and Herzegovina

 

[Penelope]

07 Poland
04 Ireland
08 Germany
04 Bosnia

 

[Madison]

Christ, I never realised the siege of Sarajevo lasted over three years.

 

[Raining on Me]

Are there any songs we should be looking forward to tonight?

I AM WONDERING

Although quite partial to the shrieky opener

 

[Lucille]

Depends what you like. It's a very ballad heavy year and was a bit old-fashioned for the mid 90s.

YASSSSS HENNY.