Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[Madison]

00 Poland
00 Ireland
00 Germany
02 BiH

 

[Penelope]

OMG here comes this MESMERING BOLLOCKS

 

[Soldi]

They’re called SECRET GARDEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

I didn’t hate it!

REALLY?

 

[COB]

It's a very ballad heavy year

Now you tell me

 

[Dark Carnival]

They’re called SECRET GARDEN

 

[Penelope]

They’re called SECRET GARDEN

It's code for mim fur.

 

[Lucille]

REALLY?

It was groovy!

 

[COB]

Did he say she's called FALOOLA SHERRY?

 

[Soldi]

Meet u there x

 

[Madison]

Cheats

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH I'm LISTENING Norway!

 

[win_the_game]

Is this another year we were all DUPED into watching?

"OMG 1995!!! It's fabulous babes"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cheats

why?

 

[Penelope]

The voxalist has a very HEAVY-LIDDED QUALITY to her I THINK

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this another year we were all DUPED into watching?

"OMG 1995!!! It's fabulous babes"

So far it's more 1998 than 1999

 

[AGinAg (37)]

02 Poland
05 Ireland
07 Germany
03 Bosnia
09 Norway

 

[Penelope]

Is this another year we were all DUPED into watching?

"OMG 1995!!! It's fabulous babes"

It's got some of the greatest entries ever sent to Eurovision, and a LOT IN BETWEEN

 

[Lucille]

I’m quite in the mood for a MISERY FEST actually.

 

[COB]

Faloola's fiddling outfit is giving me a twitch, I'll admit.

 

[win_the_game]

 

[Penelope]

Cheats

 

[Madison]

why?

This ain’t the Eurovision Violin Contest

 

[ButterTart]

They’re called SECRET GARDEN

I was barred from going into a gay club in Stockholm called Secret Garden. He thought I was going in to start trouble, when in fact I could hear Lena Philipsson.

 

[dmlaw]

Is it not traditional for an entry to a song contest to contain some fucking singing?

 

[Dark Carnival]

what a WEIRD instrument

 

[Lucille]

Is there a MINIMUM required amount of singing required to enter?!?

 

[Kala]

I was barred from going into a gay club in Stockholm called Secret Garden. He thought I was going in to start trouble, when in fact I could hear Lena Philipsson.

That's where I always go when I go to Stockholm. It's GREAT.

 

[Lucille]

The BALLS of this entry!

 

[Penelope]

God it's JUST LIKE MY CHILDHOOD IN SKYRIM

 

[Dark Carnival]

They're definitely losing points for lack of LYRICS

 

[Raining on Me]

This is like a textbook copy and paste "can we win" song but OH I'M SOLD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How do we end up watching such dry years at 8pm and piss away absolute joy at 11pm?

Can we stop pretending 1990s Eurovision was any good!

 

[Soldi]

Ooh that was really nice actually

 

[Penelope]

This is like a textbook copy and paste "can we win" song but OH I'M SOLD

IS IT?! WHAT before this was remotely like this?!

 

[COB]

That's where I always go when I go to Stockholm. It's GREAT.

You had a word with the bouncers to keep BT out didn't you, DIDN'T YOU

 

[Kala]

It's not usually my cup of tea, but this really does work WELL live with the orchestra.

 

[Penelope]

07 Poland
04 Ireland
08 Germany
04 Bosnia
10 Norway

 

[Lucille]

Even Gina G sang more than that.

 

[Raining on Me]

God it's JUST LIKE MY CHILDHOOD IN SKYRIM

I was JUST GOING TO SAY (without the childhood).

Or The Witcher 3