Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[Dark Carnival]

Ohh Turkey next

(Right? Please let me have a Turkish banger)

FINGERS CROSSED

 

[Lucille]

Turkey here to slay our holes I hope.

 

[Soldi]

Where is @Alla ?

 

[lolly]

Considering all the shite I do have 3 TENS at this point. It’s really PEAKS AND TROUGHS tonight.

It's all GUTTER, with a couple of songs that just about managed PAVEMENT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh no Turkey what are you doing???

 

[Penelope]

Turkey here to slay our holes I hope.

NOPE

 

[Kala]

Oh this is the one where the backing singers just seem OFF the whole song.

 

[Lucille]

10/10 in boobs rate.

 

[COB]

Well I'm liking the glove if nothing else so far.

 

[Soldi]

No WHIFF OF THE SOUK as of yet

 

[Dark Carnival]

No tit shaking?

 

[Kala]

Turkey really were fucking SHITE in the 90s for the most part!

 

[ButterTart]

Loving the sturdy backing singer in the middle. I'm a sucker for a woman who can carry a brick hod without breaking a sweat.

 

[Suomi]

Did anyone else see that small bag of MDMA fall out of the Turkish singer’s arm glove?

 

[Penelope]

Sertab did look much prettier before the accident

 

[COB]

Quite a cheap looking shake 'n' go on her head too

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I quite like it !

 

[Suomi]

10 Poland
07 Ireland
07 Germany
04 Bosnia and Herzegovina
10 Norway
01 Russia
02 Iceland
05 Austria
10 Spain

 

[Penelope]

Quite a cheap looking shake 'n' go on her head too

It's actually just a shake 'n' bake. Budget couldn't stretch to a go this year

 

[Lucille]

Loving the sturdy backing singer in the middle. I'm a sucker for a woman who can carry a brick hod without breaking a sweat.

You could build a house on those sturdy FOUNDATIONS.

 

[ButterTart]

Where is @Alla ?

Off to pop a cap in that poor Spanish woman again.

 

[dmlaw]

I didn't even know that Claudia Winkelman had a decent singing voice.

 

[Raining on Me]

Angelina in Girl, Interrupted is not giving me the song I expect from her

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Did anyone else see that small bag of MDMA fall out of the Turkish singer’s arm glove?

We need to rewind after this is over.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Only 6?!

I'm not MIND BLOWN but it's a welcome change!

 

[COB]

The chorus is nice, but I'm not sure about HER or the presentation in general.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

02 Poland
05 Ireland
07 Germany
03 Bosnia
09 Norway
00 Russia
00 Iceland
04 Austria
08 Spain
07 Turkey

 

[lolly]

04 Poland
04 Ireland
05 Germany
06 Bosnia and Herzegovina
07 Norway
04 Russia
03 Iceland
04 Austria
08 Spain
06 Turkey

 

[Madison]

Turkey really were fucking SHITE in the 90s for the most part!

I hope this doesn’t include Iki dakika

 

[Soldi]

03 Poland
00 Ireland
05 Germany
00 Bosnia
10 Norway
03 Russia
01 Iceland
07 Austria
20 Spain
04 Turkey

 

[Penelope]

Now this Croatian one coming up is my very, very favourite Eurovision song of all time.

 

[Suomi]

10 Poland
07 Ireland
07 Germany
04 Bosnia and Herzegovina
10 Norway
01 Russia
02 Iceland
05 Austria
10 Spain
08 Turkey

 

[win_the_game]

There's a whiff of Michael Jackson impersonator going on in the VISAGE department.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SOUK!

 

[ButterTart]

You could build a house on those sturdy FOUNDATIONS.

You could build an industrial estate with a functioning transport hub on those foundations.

 

[Lucille]

No one cares about your SOUP you SENILE OLD CUNT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

03 Poland
01 Ireland
02 Germany
00 Bosnia
04 Norway
01 Russia
01 Iceland
03 Austria
06 Spain
04 Turkey

 

[Kala]

I hope this doesn’t include Iki dakika

What do you think?

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Poland
02 Ireland
05 Germany
05 Bosnia and Herzegovina
09 Norway
06 Russia
01 Iceland
02 Austria
08 Spain
06 Turkey

 

[Suomi]

Now this Croatian one coming up is my very, very favourite Eurovision song of all time.

It is truly spell-binding