Eurovision Rewatch: 1995 Dublin (20:00 BST, 22/04)

[Raining on Me]

08 Poland
02 Ireland
05 Germany
05 Bosnia and Herzegovina
09 Norway
06 Russia
01 Iceland
02 Austria
08 Spain
06 Turkey
09 Croatia

 

[Lucille]

This contest is one of those coked up guys who fucks you real good for 3 mins then goes soft and you have to sit around playing with your own hole for 20 mins whilst he gets hard again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don't talk to me about her. We used to live together and I always wanted to paint our front door. Jill, sadly, was dead against it.

Alright 1999 sickjokes.com

 

[ButterTart]

Croatia and Spain have both been saving graces so far. This one's fit and looks to have a decent bust.

 

[Suomi]

00 Poland
00 Ireland
00 Germany
02 BiH
03 Norway
01 Russia
04 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Spain
05 Turkey
05 Croatia

these scores!

 

[Alla]

Where is @Alla ?

He's dead.

 

[Penelope]

I just don't trust that Nathalie Santamaria

 

[COB]

Well fuck my fucking mouth and nose, this is actually quite jaunty and fun!

 

[ButterTart]

Alright 1999 sickjokes.com

I bust that one out every chance I get. And you really don't get many chances to joke about women who died violently.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It's picking up a bit now! Thank fuck!

 

[Kala]

The lyrics to this are rather

 

[Soldi]

He's dead.

RIP thoughts and prayers

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The lyrics to this are rather

What... FRENCH?

 

[lolly]

I wish I had ceefax so I could see the lyrics

 

[Lucille]

It's picking up a bit now! Thank fuck!

It’s really something when France are bringing the FUN!

 

[Raining on Me]

these scores!

It's a horrible year and Croatia is still in a commanding position to be fair

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh la la France. Like this a lot. Weirdly very 90s.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This contest is one of those coked up guys who fucks you real good for 3 mins then goes soft and you have to sit around playing with your own hole for 20 mins whilst he gets hard again.

see I have the decency of dildoing you while I get hard again

 

[Kala]

This is probably as modern as 1995 gets, my dears.

 

[ButterTart]

That one was quite good.

 

[dmlaw]

This show has got much better all of a sudden. I assume that first six songs will be making up the bottom part of the leaderboard.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It’s really something when France are bringing the FUN!

 

[lolly]

04 Poland
04 Ireland
05 Germany
06 Bosnia and Herzegovina
07 Norway
04 Russia
03 Iceland
04 Austria
08 Spain
06 Turkey
10 Croatia
08 France

 

[win_the_game]

This is probably as modern as 1995 gets, my dears.

And yet it sounds straight out of 1975.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is probably as modern as 1995 gets, my dears.

OH DEAR

 

[Penelope]

This is probably as modern as 1995 gets, my dears.

Liora - Amen could be RELEASED TODAY

 

[Kala]

I can still remember the words to France off by heart. I need to get out more.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yes the pussy is stepped up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

02 Poland
05 Ireland
07 Germany
03 Bosnia
09 Norway
00 Russia
00 Iceland
04 Austria
08 Spain
07 Turkey
10 Croatia
09 France

 

[win_the_game]

It’s really something when France are bringing the FUN!

Think I prefer it when they're SULLEN.

 

[Lucille]

Getting better but my favourite song is still the one with NO SINGING!

 

[Penelope]

07 Poland
04 Ireland
08 Germany
04 Bosnia
10 Norway
02 Russia
00 Iceland
06 Austria
11 Spain
05 Turkey
12455 Croatia
08 France

ACTUALLY ENJOYED THAT ONE FOR ONCE

 

[COB]

Loved that absolutely ANCIENT scratchcard winner in the audience looking completely bewildered there

 

[Madison]

00 Poland
00 Ireland
00 Germany
02 BiH
03 Norway
01 Russia
04 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Spain
05 Turkey
05 Croatia
06 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

Irish lamb can be very tasty? SERIOUSLY? This is COMMENTARY?

 

[Kala]

Next up is my LEAST favourite Eurovision song of ALL TIME.

 

[Soldi]

03 Poland
00 Ireland
05 Germany
00 Bosnia
10 Norway
03 Russia
01 Iceland
07 Austria
20 Spain
04 Turkey
10 Croatia
08 France

 

[Raining on Me]

France was a much needed injection of...something. Endearing AND fun (ish).

 

[Soldi]

Irish lamb can be very tasty? SERIOUSLY? This is COMMENTARY?

Remember it’s everyone’s FIRST ENTRY

 

[lolly]

actually starting to enjoy this now

Shame it's Hungary next