Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Lucille]

hang on, I missed the start

Is @Lucille tuning in on his microwave?

Zu lent me her CRYSTAL BALL.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this the first time I have seen Hungary in the 90s?

 

[COB]

I feel sick!

 

[Alla]

Oh no, another crap boyband

 

[Tisch]

Oh, that wrong footed me, I though that meant we were getting the UK now...

SAME i put off getting a top up and everything

 

[octophone]

TONIGHT AT BUTLINS: A TRIBUTE TO

POST-SAVILE GROUP THERAPY SESSIONS

 

[D5K]

Wasn’t expecting the leather trousers this early

 

[Beverley]

DOES EACH ENTRY COME WITH ITS OWN CONDUCTOR?

 

[OutSynk]

The intro was promising and...that's it.

 

[lolly]

those collars!

 

[Madison]

#4

 

[Tisch]

This is like a SCHOOL TALANT SHOW

 

[Bumptious]

From left to right.
Pass. Would. Pass. Pass

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is awful

 

[Beverley]

Cute vox but thats all

 

[Madison]

I've changed my mind - #3

 

[D5K]

DOES EACH ENTRY COME WITH ITS OWN CONDUCTOR?

Yes. I’m trying to play ‘guess the country from
It’s conductor’ but it’s not going well

 

[ButterTart]

In hindsight, it's quite rich of Hungary to accuse Eurovision of being a 'homosexual flotilla'.

 

[win_the_game]

This lot look like they escaped from some gay porn set on the outskirts of Budapest.

 

[COB]

What were they actually hoping to fucking achieve with that.

 

[D5K]

I've changed my mind - #3

Clearly the worst

 

[lolly]

if I was Queen of Eurovision, I'd outlaw fingerclicking

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia
04 Switzerland
08 Netherlands
10 Italy
05 Spain
07 Germany
07 Poland
07 Estonia
06 Bosnia
02 Portugal
08 Sweden
04 Greece
08 Malta
04 Hungary

 

[dmlaw]

Slightly more tolerable Hungarian Westlife can go away now.

 

[ButterTart]

They're really going out of their way to put people off coming to Ireland with these VTs.

 

[OutSynk]

What were they actually hoping to fucking achieve with that.

That sounds quite aggressive for you. #nonegativity

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hungarian boyband no longer exists so Insta update is quite hard to get

 

[Lucille]

NOW WERE DISCUSSING THE CHUTNEYS

 

[Madison]

@Alla is horrible.

 

[COB]

Gloria is back in a new wig

 

[Dark Carnival]

THE HAIR!

 

[Beverley]

Finally it's PUGACHEVA!

I've always been so curious about her

 

[lolly]

Ladybunny for Mother Russia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its her from Clive James.

 

[Madison]

I can't believe how old @Alla is.

 

[octophone]

It's Genesis P. Orridge!

 

[Lucille]

Oh I just know I’m gonna love this HAG.

 

[ButterTart]

She was doing shots down O'Leary's not five minutes hence. You can see the fag burns in her sleeves.

 

[Alla]

@Alla is horrible.

Why? I am, but why this time?

 

[Bumptious]

Does she live to see the end of the song? Time will tell