Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Soldi]

OMG ALCAZAR

 

[COB]

Jonathan King

 

[Lucille]

It was all downhill from 1997 wasn’t it.

 

[D5K]

So Moopy has Italy and the UK in our top 2. Our winner of Moopyvision Again 1997 is...

 

[octophone]

I've just googled "Barbara Dex Award"

 

[Dark Carnival]

Happy for the UK and everything (not really) but I don't these votes.

 

[Tisch]

It was all downhill from 1997 wasn’t it.

Got all political mate

 

[Soldi]

Shove that 25,000 SWEDEN

 

[lolly]

Oh, this was the first year of the Barbara Dex Award. It went to Malta.

At least they got it right the very first year, then.

 

[D5K]

Our final results are:

1 - United Kingdom - 154 points
2 - Italy - 137 points
3 - Iceland - 121 points
4 - Cyprus - 106 points
5 - Turkey - 101 points
6 - Poland - 68 points
7 - Netherlands - 44 points
8 - Russia - 34 points
9 - Estonia - 32 points
10 - Slovenia - 32 points
11 - Austria - 24 points
12 - Greece - 23 points
13 - France - 18 points
14 - Malta - 15 points
15 - Portugal - 13 points
16 - Sweden - 12 points
17 - Germany - 12 points
18 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - 12 points
19 - Denmark - 7 points
20 - Switzerland - 7 points
21 - Spain - 6 points
22 - Croatia - 4 points
23 - Hungary - 4 points
24 - Norway - 0 points
25 - Ireland - 0 points

 

[octophone]

I've just googled "Barbara Dex Award"

Wow, it is seriously sexist.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Finally more points for Iceland!

 

[COB]

I've just googled "Barbara Dex Award"

You're in for a treat if there are photos of all the winners!

 

[Soldi]

Got all political mate

Makes you think how we started doing bad whilst Labour we’re slowly losing their majority...

 

[ButterTart]

Not a very nice way to treat Paul Oscar.

See I wanted to say something like that but I got cold feet.

 

[win_the_game]

The state of some of these UK points. This is why democracy doesn't work.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh no points from the UK, bunch of fucking cunts.

 

[Soldi]

Oh no points from the UK, bunch of fucking cunts.

Erm I gave you points

 

[lolly]

That Icelandic woman has the demeanour of someone who knows she's packing.

 

[ButterTart]

Bit of a disappointing last score for the UK.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

See I wanted to say something like that but I got cold feet.

Not your word hun xx

 

[octophone]

You're in for a treat if there are photos of all the winners!

Most of them, yeah.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The most sensible set of votes from Iceland!

 

[D5K]

I knew Norway got nothing but I hadn't realised Portugal got zero too.

 

[Tisch]

Oh no points from the UK, bunch of fucking cunts.

HA i just the said the same (from the other side of the proceedings)

 

[lolly]

When are we starting 1981, then? Shall we say 11.30pm?

 

[dmlaw]

Wow, it is seriously sexist.

It's gone to male entries nine out of the twenty three years.

 

[D5K]

And these are the Eurovision Again votes:

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh Ronan's back

 

[ButterTart]

Not your word hun xx

Pretty much the same reason I'm not allowed into Nation of Islam meetings anymore.

 

[Soldi]

OMG WE WONNN

 

[Madison]

Moopy's own Johnathan King was just in shot

 

[octophone]

When are we starting 1981, then? Shall we say 11.30pm?

Yeah, wee break for a bite to eat, a wee and a refill would be nice.

 

[Suomi]

Our combined twitter votes makes for an AMAZING top 5

 

[Dark Carnival]

And these are the Eurovision Again votes:

Turkey second

 

[Tisch]

RULE BRITANNIA

BRITANNIA IN OUR HEARTS

 

[lolly]

Yeah, wee break for a bite to eat, a wee and a refill would be nice.

The order of this slightly troubles me

 

[D5K]

Our combined twitter votes makes for an AMAZING top 5

That's a more appropriate size.

 

[Madison]

Lazy Ronan

 

[Lucille]

God when was the last time anyone felt NATIONAL PRIDE?!?