Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Zu]

She’s got a look of Petra Nielsen

Not exactly TRACKSHITTAZ WAS IT

 

[dmlaw]

She's 30.

Had she spent a lot of time working in the sun and the wind?

 

[octophone]

It's actually a Ginster's Cornish Pasty in case she gets light headed from all that movement.

Looks more like a jumbo hot dog to me...

 

[Alla]

Love the gays making noise during the postcards

 

[Iguana]

They're not even that excited about their own entry are they

 

[Tisch]

Songs wise this is my favourite rewatch so far.

Dana WHO?

 

[octophone]

#obviousnonce on the piano

 

[Madison]

Eurgh. It's Marc with a 'C' Roberts.

 

[Suomi]

Now this guy is a SPUNK

 

[Beverley]

Creepy but alluring

 

[COB]

Imagine an Irish entry using an aeroplane lyric and not being Linda Martin

 

[VoR]

I like to think Marc from Oirland is directing this song at the Austrian lady who just left the stage.

 

[Madison]

He's no Donna & Joe.

 

[Soldi]

The Mysterious Woman is in fact... Rebekah Vardy

 

[ButterTart]

At what point are Ireland finally going to awaken Enya from her Lazarus chamber and chuck her into Eurovision? It's what those druids created her for.

 

[octophone]

PISSBREAK

 

[Madison]

Ireland listing out countries YET AGAIN.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think he has blue canal toe as well.

 

[Beverley]

He's no Donna & Joe.

!

 

[ButterTart]

Looks more like a jumbo hot dog to me...

It could be both, she's quite frail.

 

[Iguana]

"Why are my nuts going wild"?

 

[win_the_game]

Now this guy is a SPUNK

He looks like a RAPIST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Just remember this entry was the equivalent of Sweden nowadays!

 

[Iguana]

Blue on blue on blue is really working for him

 

[D5K]

He looks like a RAPIST.

Those were the main vibes I got from the postcard.

 

[dmlaw]

OK, obviously this is horrible, but it's not completely horrible.

 

[Bumptious]

I think he has blue canal toe as well.

Mysterious Woman was written about Austria

 

[octophone]

absolutely fucking TURGID

 

[Soldi]

He looks like a RAPIST.

There were PLENTY OF THEM in the 1981 Song For Europe

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland

 

[Dark Carnival]

OK, obviously this is horrible, but it's not completely horrible.

03

 

[Madison]

 

[D5K]

I think there were elements of a good song in there somewhere, but that really wasn't it.

 

[OutSynk]

@Bumptious post a selfie pls

 

[VoR]

Marc Roberts' website is active to this day, and yet it looks like it was last updated IN 1997

http://www.marcroberts.ie/index1.html

 

[COB]

There were PLENTY OF THEM in the 1981 Song For Europe

Don't panic

 

[octophone]

The way this is going, I was superhard on that opener.

 

[Lucille]

There were PLENTY OF THEM in the 1981 Song For Europe

Was that the one with the RATHER APPEALING CHILDREN?

 

[Dark Carnival]

07 Cyprus
09 Turkey
01 Norway
05 Austria
03 Ireland

 

[win_the_game]

I find something really SINISTER about Johnny Logan that I just can't put my finger on.