Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST) (5 Viewers)

[Tisch]

Handsome enough!

 

[Iguana]

Oh.

 

[ButterTart]

He looks like a RAPIST.

I'm so glad we're watching this on Moopy and not Twitter. I bet we'd not get away with calling anyone a rapist over there in the house that Mary Whitehouse built.

 

[octophone]

Marc Roberts' website is active to this day, and yet it looks like it was last updated IN 1997

http://www.marcroberts.ie/index1.html

OMG stop platforming him #metoo

 

[VoR]

I like this Slovene one. It's BEGUILING.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cup tits.

 

[Iguana]

She could have put something on over her nightie

 

[Beverley]

07 Ireland

 

[ButterTart]

07 Cyprus
07 Turkey
02 Norway
05 Austria
03 Ireland

This has taken a turn for the turgid.

 

[OutSynk]

Great nightgowns, beautiful nightgowns.

 

[Soldi]

This is all very SPOOKY

 

[Suomi]

I do enjoy this type of complex Eastern European vampire ballad that we kind of miss out on these days, now that everybody is aware of the RULES

 

[COB]

I could very easily cry to this, and I MIGHT STILL

 

[Beverley]

She's like a young Meryl Streep

 

[Zu]

This one’s QUITE PERT

#boobrate

 

[dmlaw]

I think the Slovene song may be about how she's sad because she only has quite small tits.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Handsome enough!

Oh.

 

[ButterTart]

Cup tits.

Oh God, they look more like folds.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well this is definitely a step up from the last three turds!

 

[Bumptious]

I’m not buying what she’s selling.

 

[Lucille]

She could have put something on over her nightie

Who let MY MUM in?!?

 

[Madison]

Wake up, good prince
I would like to give you all
My dreams and my youth
Break the spell of the fairy tale

 

[octophone]

This is hopeless unless you imagine the goth on guitar as the jealous sister of the singer.

 

[Suomi]

She’s singing about Eurovision 1996

 

[ButterTart]

I think the Slovene song may be about how she's sad because she only has quite small tits.

I never knew that, just like belly-buttons, some tits could be innies.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STUNNING AND ELEGANT

0

 

[Madison]

It's a bold choice to follow two verses with the chorus three times.

 

[OutSynk]

I actually quite like this one.

 

[win_the_game]

Slovene is sounding rather harsh to these ears this evening.

 

[Beverley]

She's STUN

 

[dmlaw]

She’s singing about Eurovision 1996

No, there would be more screaming.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not bad Slovenia!

 

[Soldi]

She’s a bit TOO PLEASED with that performance

 

[D5K]

I like this Slovene one.

Who’d have thought it?

 

[Lucille]

Oh I thought that was GLORIOUS.

 

[ButterTart]

07 Cyprus
07 Turkey
02 Norway
05 Austria
03 Ireland
04 Slovenian storm in an A cup.

 

[Tisch]

Did anyone catch the mummy with the blow job face there?!

 

[octophone]

Oh I thought that was GLORIOUS.

Are you HIGH?

 

[COB]

COME ON BIG BAR