Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST) (5 Viewers)

[Lucille]

What a pleasing FANNY RATIO so far.

 

[Madison]

Inside of me

 

[Alla]

Oh singing in Italian, NICE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I forget Italian is one of the languages of Switzerland

 

[octophone]

Bad suit.

 

[Beverley]

08 Slovenia

 

[ButterTart]

She looks like Jennifer Saunders doing a Eurovision sketch.

 

[Tisch]

Wow this is a different kind of SHIT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What an active face.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did Switzerland ever CHOOSE to sing in German, I mean they have Italian AND French!

 

[Soldi]

You can always rely on good old Switzerland for a dated female ballad

 

[win_the_game]

I like any old Italian crud so this gets points from WTG.

 

[COB]

Is this the Swiss version of a mid Nineties banshee? I'll take it tbh

 

[ButterTart]

What a pleasing FANNY RATIO so far.

Clout akimbo. And the only men have been overt paedophiles so they don't even count!

 

[VoR]

Unfortunately for Swiss lady, actual Italy are only two songs away to blow her out of the water.

 

[Tisch]

This has the sound of a drunk mum at karaoke in Torremolinos

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Different trouser legs should be illegal. Retrospectively.

 

[Suomi]

This Swiss song is deeply unpleasant

 

[OutSynk]

I'd go for a piss break but I don't feel the need to pee.

 

[Soldi]

Did Switzerland ever CHOOSE to sing in German, I mean they have Italian AND French!

Would you choose to sing in German when you had the choice of two of the nicest languages in the world?

 

[dmlaw]

Did Switzerland ever CHOOSE to sing in German, I mean they have Italian AND French!

They even sang in Romansch once.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are you HIGH?

I loved Slovenia too! And I swear I haven't touched the ket yet!

 

[Beverley]

It's a bit like an upbeat I Know Him So Well

 

[D5K]

That trumpet is awfully distracting. Or distractingly awful.

 

[Madison]

 

[octophone]

Oh, decent high note there.

 

[Iguana]

Even the brass sounds offkey

 

[Tisch]

I'd go for a piss break but I don't feel the need to pee.

Make this one a poo break

 

[Alla]

Is this song about COCKS?

 

[Dark Carnival]

They even sang in Romansch once.

How INCLUSIVE!

 

[D5K]

Unfortunately for Swiss lady, actual Italy are only two songs away to blow her out of the water.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this song about COCKS?

No song about cocks should be this shit!

 

[lolly]

Right, is it worth diving in now?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She looks GREAT

 

[win_the_game]

Nice of Barb' to sing a BOTTOM ANTHEM for the gays of SVIZZERA,

"Inside of me I make room, Because inside of me, I need you"

 

[ButterTart]

07 Cyprus
07 Turkey
02 Norway
05 Austria
03 Ireland
04 Slovenian storm in an A cup.
04 Switzerland

 

[Soldi]

Wow this is a different kind of SHIT

On the Bristol Stool Chart, what type would you say it is?

 

[VoR]

The floating heads of Bobbysocks!

 

[COB]

Queens!

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't know Gillian Taylforth was in Bobbysocks!