Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Dark Carnival]

WHO was that?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia
04 Switzerland

 

[Tisch]

On the Bristol Stool Chart, what type would you say it is?

LITTLE NUGGETS

 

[Beverley]

Oh, LOOK. We're kooky and have no BODIES

 

[Madison]

Over on YouTube, they are arguing about whether Istanbul is Turkish or Greek.

 

[ButterTart]

Christ, how many of them are there?

 

[VoR]

You've got to love the reverse ordering of star wattage on the talking head celebrities.

CELINE! HALF OF ABBA! JOHNNY LOGAN! BOBBYSOCKS!

 

[win_the_game]

Over on YouTube, they are arguing about whether Istanbul is Turkish or Greek.

WEST THRACE IS TURKEY!!!!

 

[Iguana]

Sounds like the beginning of Hung Up

 

[COB]

Just screamed at the concept of five women.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Over on YouTube, they are arguing about whether Istanbul is Turkish or Greek.

Somehow we remain a beacon of Euro sanity.

 

[D5K]

Oooh the drama!

 

[Alla]

This looks like a HOT MESS already

 

[dmlaw]

Based on the VT, I am going to assume that this song is about rodents.

 

[VoR]

Ooh the Dutch entry that is in no way inspired by a Bond theme!

 

[Beverley]

Okies I'm into this wannabe Cats piece

 

[Bumptious]

The loose women of Netherlands

 

[octophone]

Toto Coelo aged well.

 

[Suomi]

This should be our Moopy karaoke song girls

 

[ButterTart]

It's like Girls Aloud joined the W.I.

 

[Tisch]

Oh god it's my mum and her CRAZY FRIENDS after a cuppla 'seccos

 

[Lucille]

What a MOTLEY CREW!

 

[Soldi]

The loose women of Netherlands

I notice their COLEEN is on the left

 

[win_the_game]

They're far too old to be doing this.

 

[lolly]

I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace to jump right in at this stage

Can I just shit post a bit here?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Quite a HARD face on that redhead!

 

[octophone]

This is every hen night that ever ended in the police having to close the pub for the night.

 

[D5K]

Now this is choreo

 

[COB]

Love this! The middle one has a look of Gloria Hunniford about her, but I'll look past it this once.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

A Drag Race girl group challenge from season two.

 

[octophone]

I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace to jump right in at this stage

Can I just shit post a bit here?

Always welcome, of course.

 

[Beverley]

I'm not sure I'm in the right headspace to jump right in at this stage

Can I just shit post a bit here?

You do you BABES

 

[ButterTart]

They're dressed like they're off out for Julie's leaving do.

 

[OutSynk]

They're far too old to be doing this.

WHAT should they be doing? KNITTING?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TERRIBLE SHIT

DOUZE

 

[Suomi]

Wish I’d entered this in A Song For Moopy - this would have been HOT PROMO

The urgency of this coupled with Alf’s ginger sister Morag Roberts from Home and Away having a really good go is

 

[Alla]

This is how legendary girlband Vanilla (No way no way) would look and sound today.

 

[D5K]

Right that’s at least two key changes so far

 

[Beverley]

Very Bonnie Tyler

08

 

[Tisch]

Quite a HARD face on that redhead!

Every group needs their Carmit