Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST) (2 Viewers)

[Beverley]

This suffers from being the 7863th sultry woman in a row

It's either SULTRY or LESBAIN this year. NOTHING in between.

 

[Iguana]

Yes, driving me mad to have to work it out from the language

 

[Tisch]

Can we have an update on #boobrate please? I've forgot to keep up.

 

[Alla]

Portugal! YOU should know!

Sorry I'm making dinner and didn't listen to it properly!

 

[octophone]

Can we have an update on #boobrate please? I've forgot to keep up.

@ButterTart , you're up.

 

[ButterTart]

me neither!

Why, what does she do? Does she just go mental and start stabbing everyone?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes, driving me mad to have to work it out from the language

never let the Irish host again!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hanson?

 

[octophone]

LEDERHOSEN!

 

[dmlaw]

Back when WOMEN WERE WOMEN AND MEN WERE MEN. You don't know what you're getting these days.

You knew what you were getting in 1997. Albeit, if we're talking about Austria, what you were getting was sexually assaulted behind a fish and chip shop.

 

[Madison]

Anyone else vey annoyed because we don't have the country on screen? Which one is this?

You basically speak the same language if you just kept your jaw clenched.

 

[Iguana]

Sorry I'm making dinner and didn't listen to it properly!

How can you EAT at a time like this??

 

[Suomi]

10 Sweden

 

[COB]

Sweden flying in on ARYAN AIRWAYS.

 

[D5K]

This is a dud by Swedish standards

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jeremy Springer conducting.

 

[Tisch]

You knew what you were getting in 1997. Albeit, if we're talking about Austria, what you were getting was sexually assaulted behind a fish and chip shop.

Well what do YOU want from Austria?

 

[OutSynk]

Which one would you fuck @Lucille?

 

[Soldi]

 

[Beverley]

Insufferable children's TV presenters

 

[Tisch]

Glow up-date plz

 

[win_the_game]

What an unappealing boyband. Not a looker among them.

 

[Madison]

How many of Blond are naturally blond?

 

[octophone]

That poor guy's forehead. I could show a film on that.

 

[COB]

Is this schlager? Somebody finally explain it for the love of god

 

[Beverley]

Why are there so many conductors?

 

[VoR]

I don't know Melfest 1997, @Suomi did this Mitt i ett aventyr rip-off beat anything good?

 

[Lucille]

Which one would you fuck @Lucille?

the one with MANE

 

[Alla]

How can this EAT at a time like this??

I usually have dinner before 10 pm except for weekends!

 

[ButterTart]

Can we have an update on #boobrate please? I've forgot to keep up.

Highlights include Cyprus and Turkey, Italy going out with a bang, and dmlaw telling me off for liking the Bosnian one despite the fact he texted me just yesterday to ask me if getting an erection while watching Annie was something that happens to every man.

 

[Tisch]

How can you EAT at a time like this??

Did you call Alla THIS

 

[Madison]

Has anyone else danced tonight?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I don't like these blonde boys at all.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fun fact: the one with the long hair went on to become Anders Breivik

 

[lolly]

I firmly believe that men who believe that hairstyle was acceptable should have been shot.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Has anyone else danced tonight?

Cyprus had that ONE hand move.

 

[Beverley]

That poor guy's forehead. I could show a film on that.

It's quite a SWEDISH affliction

 

[ButterTart]

What country is this?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia
04 Switzerland
08 Netherlands
10 Italy
05 Spain
07 Germany
07 Poland
07 Estonia
06 Bosnia
02 Portugal
08 Sweden

 

[win_the_game]

Is this schlager? Somebody finally explain it for the love of god

Well it not exactly the FINEST example of the genre.