Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Tisch]

It's like a gay Aberfan.

NOT FUNNY

(Actually hilarious)

 

[Madison]

Poland still sending gruff men every year.

 

[ButterTart]

This voting's just a formality now, isn't it? I can't see anyone catching Denmark now.

 

[Soldi]

“Doing fine”

 

[Dark Carnival]

Poland about to read the 8 pm news

 

[Lucille]

#Funforzuklara

 

[COB]

This miserable Pole is doing something for me, I'll be honest

 

[Madison]

This voting's just a formality now, isn't it? I can't see anyone catching Denmark now.

There are still two countries on no points. #PrayForNorway

 

[win_the_game]

This miserable Pole is doing something for me, I'll be honest

I'm glad it's not just me then.

 

[Tisch]

Poland still sending gruff men every year.

 

[Lucille]

This miserable Pole is doing something for me, I'll be honest

The voice is making my anus twitch!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

merci la Pologne!

 

[Madison]

The UK has received an average of 9.1 points from each country.

 

[Iguana]

Is she on fire??

 

[Soldi]

I’m nearly out of wine

 

[Tisch]

ooh what a HARSH haircut

 

[Lucille]

Yay ICELAND!

 

[Soldi]

Is she on fire??

It’s Alicia Keys love

 

[COB]

The voice is making my anus twitch!!!

God we're desperate

 

[Dark Carnival]

Finally Iceland picking up points

 

[ButterTart]

Well, RoboPole may never have watched a TV programme without writing a strongly worded letter about it to Points of View, but he had taste enough to chuck us a ten.

 

[lolly]

I’m nearly out of wine

I'm just about to start drinking

 

[Soldi]

I'm just about to start drinking

You deserve a good birthday booze love

 

[Zu]

This miserable Pole is doing something for me, I'll be honest

Same here, surprise no surprise

 

[ButterTart]

There are still two countries on no points. #PrayForNorway

I now understand the veiled reference to Portugal from earlier on.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Two douze points in a row!

 

[win_the_game]

Ireland really are getting points on autopilot. That song was the biggest load of WANK.

 

[Suomi]

That glimpse of Marc Roberts in the green room made my minge twitch

 

[Dark Carnival]

Frankly I would rather our 12 points went to Turkey, Cyprus and Iceland!

 

[Tisch]

The UK has received an average of 9.1 points from each country.

I assume you knew that already BUT i also love the idea of you sitting there frantically with your calculator RIGHT NOW ensuring your calculations get to Moopy on time

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ireland really are getting points on autopilot. That song was the biggest load of WANK.

Home nations always used to smash it.

 

[Soldi]

Frankly I would rather our 12 points went to Turkey, Cyprus and Iceland!

Isn’t there a big Turkish diaspora in France as well, I’m sure they will.

 

[ButterTart]

NOT FUNNY

(Actually hilarious)

Another couple of drinks and I might start busting out my Piper Alpha material.

 

[Zu]

my minge

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ireland really are getting points on autopilot. That song was the biggest load of WANK.

Sweden has been finishing in the top 10 with any old shit lately

 

[Dark Carnival]

Turkey!!

 

[Madison]

I assume you knew that already BUT i also love the idea of you sitting there frantically with your calculator RIGHT NOW ensuring your calculations get to Moopy on time

I did 109/12 in my head

 

[Dark Carnival]

Isn’t there a big Turkish diaspora in France as well, I’m sure they will.

Not as big as in Germany I would say

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Another couple of drinks and I might start busting out my Piper Alpha material.

So the Summerland fire was a lark.

 

[OutSynk]

ANOTHER 1 point for Estonia. Was this in the CONTRACT?