Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Tisch]

OMG this Estonian one is PROPER MESMERING

Actually looks like a 2097 Mel C as well!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes Estonia you have my attention!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't know what Missy Elliot sees in Chiara.

WHAT?!

 

[Lucille]

Bless her dowdy sisters on backing strings.

 

[Penelope]

Love this but always thought it could do with a few cheap synths, a bit more tempo and a key change

SEND THE CALL FOR AN ALMIGHTY REMIX

 

[Dark Carnival]

Actually looks like a 2097 Mel C as well!

 

[Suomi]

‪Rändajad is in my top twenty Eurovision songs ever

 

[VoR]

Dannii Minogue's Estonian Folk phase was a real ride.

 

[Madison]

Is the whole band robots, or just the lead singer?

 

[OutSynk]

The VERONA HITMAKER really snapped with this one huh.

 

[ButterTart]

I love a woman who can play the giant violin. Puts Rybak's LITTLE TIDDLER into perspective.

 

[Tisch]

Oooohhhh... a VIOLIN!!

 

[ButterTart]

She's got a kind face.

 

[Beverley]

She's so pretty

 

[D5K]

This has never done much for me

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well done Estonia!

 

[Lucille]

It did need just an INCH OR TWO more to really hit the spot.

 

[Penelope]

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden
03 Croatia
08 Portugal
08 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
08 Russia
07 Azerbaijan
09 Bosnia & Herzegovina
09 Moldova
04 Malta
08 Estonia

HIT after HIT after HIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

This has never done much for me

You're dead inside, love.

 

[Beverley]

The VERONA HITMAKER really snapped with this one huh.

We gonna make babies to that track

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god FUCK OFF DENMARK!

 

[Beverley]

Are we in for a dreary Danish treat again?

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia
08 Azerbaijan
10 Bosnia
11 Moldova
10 Matla
07 Estonia

 

[win_the_game]

This is like a Ronan Keating parody.

 

[Suomi]

Oh god Denmark is here to bring us all CRASHING DOWN

 

[Madison]

HIT after HIT after HIT

You jinxed it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh VERY DEAR.

 

[Tisch]

Are we in for a dreary Danish treat again?

I don't NEED THIS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ronan Keating?

 

[Beverley]

That Ronan-esque opening CROAK

 

[Apoca]

Denmark with the reliable, much-needed loo break.

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god FUCK OFF DENMARK!

Literally! The only nation SO POWERFULLY RADIO 2 it could get Ronan Keating to write for them OVER HIS HOME NATION!

 

[D5K]

Oh hang on, is this actually not an incredible year but just an incredible run of songs 20 minutes ago?

 

[Madison]

They should have replaced this with Bulgaria in the final.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Time for a quick Maltese wink.

 

[Tisch]

Chris Martin with the voice of Ronan Keating

 

[win_the_game]

Looks like he works on the WALTZERS

 

[ButterTart]

Why Ronan Keating funded this project to develop his own clone is entirely beyond me.

 

[dmlaw]

Denmark bringing that Radio 2 playlist by contractual obligation shit, as ever.

 

[Beverley]

Gonna check on my Lahmacun in the oven

You sluts have booze, I have Turkish PIZZA