Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[AGinAg (37)]

Lovely lovely.

Can I be the first to say...

BOOOOOOOOOOO RUSSIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who's ready to suffer some HOMOPHOBIA?

 

[Soldi]

It’s not SMALL is it

 

[D5K]

I love this stage so so much

 

[Madison]

Is this Russian?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh the Russian dolls

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Subtle.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is this Russian?

I DON'T KNOW

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh wow!

 

[ButterTart]

Someone saying 'jism jism', then a bunch of blokes come out splashed in white. This was before Russia banned the gays, clearly.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nice arse!

 

[Lucille]

Those leather PANTS scream HETEROSEXUAL.

 

[Soldi]

So much going on

 

[Bumptious]

Loving The babadook’s early work

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell!

 

[Beverley]

OMG this is TRASH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

True fact: to pay for this, they invaded Crimea.

 

[ButterTart]

CHRIST!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG

 

[Beverley]

(hi girls)

 

[Soldi]

PRIVYET

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Russian culture IS SHIT.

 

[Beverley]

Can't WAIT for the malfunction!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit, is this where Dima Bilan can't get his coat off?

 

[Lucille]

Ffs hair straighteners.

 

[dmlaw]

This must be where Gaga got the idea for her Super Bowl performance.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG !!

 

[Soldi]

Jacket DISASTER

 

[Beverley]

WOOPS THERE IT IS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The coat!!

 

[ButterTart]

What a shit-haired WANKER.

 

[Apoca]

Love the stage and a really really good year, especially in terms of depth.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is SO SHIT.

11/10.

 

[VoR]

Am AMAZING moment.

I can only IMAGINE Dima's cocaine fit backstage after that fuck up.

 

[Madison]

Bring on the wall!

 

[Lucille]

Omg at all of this

 

[OutSynk]

This is RIDICULOUS.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm sorry but if it's going be like this, I'm ready to go to Moscow again

 

[D5K]

The coat!!

Hang on I think I've only just got to that point

 

[Lucille]

Too much to take in