Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Suomi]

Laptop: THERE MUST BE ANOTHER, THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY

my partner next door: oh GOD

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh it's in Arabic!

 

[Penelope]

Annoying postcard.

Have we been duped again?

Don't worry, it's an unsteady start but it gets MUCH MUCH MUCH better when it kicks off.

 

[win_the_game]

I lived for this piss anthem back in the day

My politics has IMPROVED SINCE

Me too!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh a PEACE anthem

 

[ButterTart]

Israel 2009, in which Lulu solves the Palestinian conflict.

 

[Madison]

Which is the nicer sounding language: Hebrew or Arabic?

 

[Tisch]

Extreme can I speak to the manager haircut going on there

 

[Tisch]

Which is the nicer sounding language: Hebrew or Arabic?

I love when Israel sing in Hebrew

 

[Lucille]

DIDO, but make her JEWISH.

 

[Bumptious]

These Toni and Guy haircuts. There must be another way

 

[Penelope]

I meant Instagram

Maybe at 4am if it had been a dry night.

 

[Soldi]

Don't worry, it's an unsteady start but it gets MUCH MUCH MUCH better when it kicks off.

Was it you that tried to deter us from 1999 though

 

[Penelope]

Laptop: THERE MUST BE ANOTHER, THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY

my partner next door: oh GOD

I seem to recall him giving this a 0/10 last time we saw this

 

[ButterTart]

Girls stop, you're just making things worse.

 

[Madison]

Cake tin realness.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe at 4am if it had been a dry night.

We’ve all had a few of these in our time.

 

[Beverley]

Which is the nicer sounding language: Hebrew or Arabic?

I think we know the answer to this

HEBREW

 

[OutSynk]

UTTER SHIT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Which is the nicer sounding language: Hebrew or Arabic?

Very close if you ask me!

 

[ButterTart]

Was it you that tried to deter us from 1999 though

He was correct to do so.

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe at 4am if it had been a dry night.

Its a GHOST!

 

[win_the_game]

Maybe at 4am if it had been a dry night.

WTAF is going on with that hairline?

 

[Suomi]

Was it you that tried to deter us from 1999 though

I too believe Penelope is evil but he is right, 2009 is a banger after a false start

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think we know the answer to this

HEBREW

Oh FUCK you

 

[D5K]

I’d forgotten this show started quite so shite

 

[Apoca]

KWEEN KAAS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He was correct to do so.

SHUT YOUR HOMOPHOBIC MOUTH.

 

[D5K]

I see the twat with the inflatable Israeli hammer is in the crowd

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Laptop: THERE MUST BE ANOTHER, THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY

my partner next door: oh GOD

You need more rooms.

 

[Lucille]

You wouldn’t let him stay the night, or even use your towel for that matter. Cabs outside love!

 

[Tisch]

This pop up shit is really hurting my eyes

 

[Soldi]

I think we know the answer to this

HEBREW

11 Arabic
03 Hebrew

 

[Penelope]

00 Lithuania
04 Israel

Oooh LOVE THIS BROODING FRENCH NONSENSE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Allez la France!

 

[Tisch]

Oh it's MADONNA WITH A BOWL CUT

 

[D5K]

This performance is just so ICONIC

 

[Lucille]

Oooooooh a SMOKEY EYE! Loving this sad tragic bitch already.

 

[win_the_game]

You know I never really got into Kaas and her drunk aunt shtick