Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Beverley]

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

CLASSIC.

 

[OutSynk]

She looks UNWELL.

 

[Tisch]

You wouldn’t let him stay the night, or even use your towel for that matter. Cabs outside love!

Use your towel

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I ADORE THIS.

 

[Penelope]

Oh it's MADONNA WITH A BOWL CUT

It's JARK WITH A BOWL CUT!

 

[Beverley]

Oooooooh a SMOKEY EYE! Loving this sad tragic bitch already.

I love a smokey eye.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The DRAMA OF THE EYELINER!

 

[Penelope]

She looks UNWELL.

That is the POINT

 

[dmlaw]

This sort of thing makes appreciate the producer running orders so much more. Why would you start the show with two clear piss breaks before the serious drinking has really begun otherwise?

 

[Tisch]

It's JARK WITH A BOWL CUT!

 

[ButterTart]

Did she sell one of her sleeves to buy more crack?

 

[Lucille]

She looks UNWELL.

And it’s fabulous!

 

[Madison]

I have the countdown as well. I got an advert for a Rita Ora single. It's almost like they think there may be some overlap in the fan bases.

Rita Ora very well could have been the UK representative in 2009 if she hadn't quit the show.

 

[Beverley]

I'm going to do this EXACT MAKEUP LOOK for next week's show.

 

[Tisch]

When does this song KICK OFF

 

[Apoca]

The build-up, the drama, the bow at the end.

Timeless Eurovision classic.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She looks FABULOUS.

 

[D5K]

You know I never really got into Kaas and her drunk aunt shtick

I didn’t at the time but have loved it since then

 

[Soldi]

She looks like she’d KNOCK YOU OUT

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAASSSSS

 

[Penelope]

I truly believe she downed a jug of weed killer the second the voting was over

 

[Lucille]

EXTRAORDINARY

 

[Soldi]

01 Lithuania
04 Israel
09 France

 

[dmlaw]

That could have been the French entry at any point in the last 50 years. This is not a good thing.

 

[VoR]

UTTERLY ICONIQUÉ

 

[Penelope]

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France

 

[Suomi]

10 France

I think it will win

 

[Apoca]

#rememberwhen Malena Ernman was more famous than her daughter?

 

[Beverley]

11 Arabic
03 Hebrew

Are you Arab? Do you wanna join our GROUP (of Arab sisters and ME)?

 

[win_the_game]

WOO it's MAMA GRETA

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh they're teaching us RUSSIAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh Sweden!

 

[Penelope]

The moment the EARTH was SAVED!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh LOOK WHO IT IS.

 

[Beverley]

Unpopular opinion: I never liked the vocals in La Crox

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dear the VOX

 

[OutSynk]

Oh dear

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's such a shame that it's a STINKER.