Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Soldi]

Are you Arab? Do you wanna join our GROUP (of Arab sisters and ME)?

No I’m afraid, I’m from the EAST MIDLANDS so not quite the same

 

[win_the_game]

This hasn't aged well.

 

[Penelope]

Imagine Madonna entering this

 

[D5K]

Why did they make the stage just blindingly white? It ruins everything

 

[Beverley]

Now we know where Greta gets the demented look from!

 

[Penelope]

This hasn't aged well.

CLIMATE CHANGE DENIER

 

[Soldi]

Go on Greta’s Mum

 

[OutSynk]

We really are a self-harming bunch

 

[Lucille]

I’ll be posting my hand written scores at the end of the night again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Unpopular opinion: I never liked the vocals in La Crox

Her pop voice is rough!

 

[Tisch]

Imagine Madonna entering this

Future was better

 

[Soldi]

No I’m afraid, I’m from the EAST MIDLANDS so not quite the same

I’m happy to join your group regardless

 

[D5K]

Inget konstigt als

 

[dmlaw]

I wonder if she had any trouble getting a babysitter for little Greta. Maybe she's backstage giving Putin the stink eye from her playpen.

 

[Beverley]

LISTLESS CASIO POPERA

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden

 

[Suomi]

Gay pop nonsense and JE T’ADORE! 7/10

 

[D5K]

Wonderful facial expressions tgere

 

[Soldi]

01 Lithuania
04 Israel
09 France
05 Sweden

 

[win_the_game]

Well I just SPUNKED at that keychange.

 

[Penelope]

INCREDIBLE

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden

 

[Apoca]

The one thing that really hits home during the "La Voix" is how badly they got their stagings wrong going from Melodifestivalen to Eurovision from 2007 till 2010.

 

[Beverley]

I’m happy to join your group regardless

I'll put it to the BOARD

 

[OutSynk]

01 Lithuania
01 Israel
02 France
01 Sweden

 

[Madison]

Toilet break time.

 

[D5K]

I swear I’d never noticed those NATIONALISTIC HATS before

 

[Madison]

He looks short.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh hi

 

[Lucille]

Serving BOOTS?

 

[Penelope]

Oh HELLO IGOR

 

[Beverley]

He can have me

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE POINTS

 

[D5K]

Toilet break time.

Again? You had one eight and 12 minutes ago

 

[Lucille]

He looks like the waiter you fuck on a PACKAGE HOLIDAY.

 

[Bumptious]

Backing dancers are feeling their oats

 

[Soldi]

Oh if it wasn’t for Igor..

 

[OutSynk]

This is GREAT on mute.

 

[Suomi]

The good: it coulda been Caroline Af Ugglas singing Please, Please
The bad: it coulda been Alcazar STAY THE NIGHT

 

[Penelope]

QUITE NICE TITS

 

[win_the_game]

The one thing that really hits home during the "La Voix" is how badly they got their stagings wrong going from Melodifestivalen to Eurovision from 2007 till 2010.

Replicating the performances wholesale just didn't work on the bigger stages.