Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[VoR]

This is the greatest 'we don't want to win again so let's just TERRIFY ALL THE CHILDREN OF EUROPE' entry of all time.

 

[Soldi]

The ageing in the background

 

[dmlaw]

Russia seem pretty serious about not winning again by mistake.

 

[Suomi]

I watched this year with my mum and she started crying at Mamo because she thought it was so emotional

 

[D5K]

Russia! I love this breakdown on stage.

Love this 3 minute NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS MOTHER RUSSIA!

 

[Lucille]

Work that bed sheet HENNY.

 

[Tisch]

Urgh backless dress and big tattoo showing

 

[OutSynk]

I'm ALMOST CONVINCED by the drama.

 

[D5K]

I do actually love the song though.

 

[Madison]

It must be awkward to have a performer that has since sworn never to perform in Russia again.

 

[VoR]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh just pop on some net curtains love. We spent the budget on Cirque de Soleil.

 

[Penelope]

Y'know, I really find a LOT TO LOVE in Russia's brief 2009-2011 "okay we've won WHAT THE FUCK NOW" phase

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm ALMOST CONVINCED by the drama.

I TOTALLY AM!!!

 

[Lucille]

Loving this TRASH

 

[Tisch]

The ageing in the background

I thought that was dodgy lighting I need to pay more attention and not keep looking at my phone

 

[Dark Carnival]

SHAKING AND CRYING

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh shouty

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It must be awkward to have a performer that has since sworn never to perform in Russia again.

Oh really?

 

[Suomi]

04 Lithuania
03 Israel
10 France
07 Sweden
03 Croatia
07 Portugal
10 Iceland
10 Greece
10 Armenia
10 Russia

 

[Soldi]

She’s having the TIME OF HER LIFE

 

[OutSynk]

That ending

 

[Lucille]

The desperate finale I live (as she dies).

 

[Penelope]

STATEMENTS!

00 Lithuania
04 Israel
08 France
10 Sweden
03 Croatia
08 Portugal
08 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
09 Russia

 

[win_the_game]

Oh really?

She's Ukrainian!

 

[D5K]

Thank you so much VoR, that’s literally the most I’ve laughed out loud in weeks

 

[Tisch]

02 Lithuania
04 Israel
03 France
08 Sweden
05 Croatia
09 Portugal
10 Iceland
08 Greece
10 Armenia
05 Russia

 

[Penelope]

God, I think I actually like this LESS knowing what came after

 

[Madison]

I love Arash

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh yes Azerjeben!

 

[dmlaw]

I really love this one, in spite of the clear evil.

 

[Soldi]

We’re they cheating by this point

 

[OutSynk]

Love this WARM UP for Turkey.

 

[D5K]

I love a good banger but this has never clicked for me

 

[Penelope]

I never understood why they paired up a total stunner with YOUR MATE'S DAD FROM THE CORNERSHOP

 

[Beverley]

Arash is literally TONE DEAF. POOR BITCH

 

[Lucille]

This would be fab without the man.

 

[D5K]

I love a good banger but this has never clicked for me

That said tonight could be the night

 

[win_the_game]

I never understood why they paired up a total stunner with YOUR MATE'S DAD FROM THE CORNERSHOP

He wrote the song did he not?