Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Madison]

I never understood why they paired up a total stunner with YOUR MATE'S DAD FROM THE CORNERSHOP

He's the songwriter/producer star. She's the replaceable fluff.

 

[Suomi]

I never understood why they paired up a total stunner with YOUR MATE'S DAD FROM THE CORNERSHOP

have you ever met straight couples?

 

[Lucille]

She’s GORGEOUS.

 

[Beverley]

I would like one silver legging please.

 

[Tisch]

I feel like this the wrong song to take a loo/drink break

 

[Penelope]

He wrote the song did he not?

Some SELF AWARENESS to STEP ASIDE would've been NICE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's the songwriter/producer star. She's the replaceable fluff.

Like putting Pete Waterman on stage.

 

[win_the_game]

He's the songwriter/producer star. She's the replaceable fluff.

She's the STAR. Bringing those FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

 

[dmlaw]

You'd never think that Arash is five years younger than Sakis' declared age.

 

[Penelope]

He's the songwriter/producer star. She's the replaceable fluff.

Oh yeah like this would've gone third if it was just him and HER OFF PORTUGAL

 

[Tisch]

have you ever met straight couples?

I usually find it's the sexy guys who go for PLAIN ANNOYING GIRLS

 

[Beverley]

Is this the noisy one?

 

[Beverley]

Maybe not

 

[Penelope]

LOVE this camped up moody Les Mis bollocks

OMG THIS YEAR IS SO GOOD

 

[D5K]

Oh it’s another fantastic one

 

[Tisch]

Oh yeah like this would've gone third if it was just him and HER OFF PORTUGAL

Is that a spoiler

 

[OutSynk]

Did @ButterTart give up?

 

[win_the_game]

If I squint my eyes I probably WOULD with the lead singer.

 

[VoR]

I remember when a lot of us were terrified that this one might win

Christ, just the thought of poor tinpot Bosnia having to follow up THIS SHOW

 

[Tisch]

Ooh Mr Bosnia could PUT IT AWAY

 

[dmlaw]

This is amazing. As I mentioned last week, I got told off by my sister for trying to vote for it more than once. We'd had a few.

 

[Lucille]

Not bad for a BREEDER.

 

[Soldi]

I remember when a lot of us were terrified that this one might win

Christ, just the thought of poor tinpot Bosnia having to follow up THIS SHOW

Still better than the Norwegian cunt

 

[AGinAg (37)]

2009 I must have been in Brighton, with a semi serious ket habit. Explains why most of this is BRAND NEW.

 

[Lucille]

Instagram update NEEDED.

 

[D5K]

I remember when a lot of us were terrified that this one might win

Christ, just the thought of poor tinpot Bosnia having to follow up THIS SHOW

 

[D5K]

Wind machine and a small sail

 

[Madison]

Still better than the Norwegian cunt

Yeah. I bet Bosnia would have sprung for at least a few LEDs.

 

[D5K]

Oh thank fuck a chance to get my breath back.

 

[Tisch]

2009 feels like longer ago than I realised. I thought Justin Bieber hair was more of a 2006 thing but it's EVERYWHERE tongiht.

 

[Penelope]

! at lampshading Russia's CREEPING AUTOCRACY IN 2009!

 

[VoR]

Ah, Russian SELF MOCKERY

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Tisch]

SEXY REPRESSED RUSSIAN TWINK SOLDIERS

 

[Lucille]

What the fuck is this

 

[OutSynk]

Shut the FUCK up and show us some HOT RUSSIAN COCK.

 

[Tisch]

NIPPLES

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are all the men deep voiced? Do they lock them down if they're a bit high pitched?

 

[dmlaw]

Time for the prostitute of Moldova. I think that's the correct translation.

 

[VoR]

Every Russian I've ever known IRL has actually been SUPER NICE.

Though I suppose you'd kind of have to be.