Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Tisch]

ITS AS BAD BAD AS I REMEMBER

I can't decide who's worse. The girl for being shit and not trying or the guy for being really shit but really trying

 

[Kala]

My friend FUCKED Chris, and he has a SLOPPY HOLE.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are they COMPULSORY this year?

They should be made compulsory!

 

[Soldi]

Curiously the second Jemini single is on Spotify

Love the artwork.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG at the crox!

 

[Lucille]

At Tisch letting himself be nonced up by a teacher to vote for the NETHERLANDS.

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Iceland
05 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
07 Malta
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
08 Portugal
09 Croatia
07 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
05 Israel
09 Netherlands
03 UK

 

[AGinAg (37)]

FRESH!

 

[D5K]

How did we select this year?

Vague memory of it being a public vote, and this was the best

 

[Penelope]

The main thing that doomed this really wasn't the vocals, was it? In a year with as many Mediterranean guitar pop bangers as 2003, why would this be the one you'd vote for when Dime was right there and better in every way?

I mean say what you will, at least Beth could PERFORM

 

[Kala]

You can see in her FACE she FUCKED it

 

[Dark Carnival]

My friend FUCKED Chris, and he has a SLOPPY HOLE.

HARDLY A SHOCKER

 

[Madison]

I DO NOT AGREE TERRY

 

[Penelope]

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany
10 Russia
12 Spain
01 Israel
07 Netherlands
04 United Kingdom

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany
10 Russia
08 Spain
05 Israel
06 Netherlands
03 UK

 

[VoR]

This is Ukraine's Eurovision debut I believe?

 

[Kala]

So this is BASICALLY an ISRAELI entry

 

[Tisch]

At Tisch letting himself be nonced up by a teacher to vote for the NETHERLANDS.

He had a WIFE AND KIDS.

Not sure about kids actually

 

[Madison]

The composer wrote "Diva".

 

[Penelope]

My friend FUCKED Chris, and he has a SLOPPY HOLE.

He's gay AND a children's TV-style mugger? Good GRIEF

 

[Tisch]

My friend FUCKED Chris, and he has a SLOPPY HOLE.

I both needed and didn't need to know this

 

[Beverley]

Kala's just killed me with that anecdote

 

[Lucille]

This is so AM DRAM.

 

[D5K]

The first of three eurovision hasta la vistas

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The space rocket is such a drawing of a dick.

 

[Suomi]

Okay night of honesty, this Ukrainian was one of my first, err, loves. I used to visit his website and just spend many an hour on there

 

[Raining on Me]

I bloody love this Ukrainian nonsense

 

[Penelope]

MOT MIG I GAMLA STAN v1.0

 

[win_the_game]

This is Ukraine's Eurovision debut I believe?

It's amazing how they went from this to Wild Dances and never looked back.

 

[Beverley]

I think he's worth a shag maybe?

 

[dmlaw]

Wogan - 'I think we all agree that Jemini did the UK proud'. Oh, but it's the foreigners who aren't objective on account of politics is it, you dead git.

 

[Madison]

Okay night of honesty, this Ukrainian was one of my first, err, loves. I used to visit his website and just spend many an hour on there

Instagram update please.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm not used to seeing Ukraine like this

 

[D5K]

What the hell is that spinning on a box in the back?

 

[Beverley]

Like the slightly translucent pants

 

[Dark Carnival]

KEYCHANGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What the hell is that spinning on a box in the back?

your mum

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Iceland
05 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
07 Malta
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
08 Portugal
09 Croatia
07 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
05 Israel
09 Netherlands
03 UK
08 Ukraine

 

[VoR]

 

[D5K]

Bored now. Is it Nicola time yet?