Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Penelope]

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany
10 Russia
12 Spain
01 Israel
07 Netherlands
04 United Kingdom
03 Ukraine
08 Greece
01 Norway
12 France
00 Poland
05 Latvia
12 Belgium
00 Estonia
12 Romania

I CAN'T BREATHE

 

[Raining on Me]

Nicola Romania you fucking ASTOUNDING WOMAN YOU

It's everything, it's like disco pop being pulled down a fucking whirlpool into deep dark depths of the sewers. I cream for it and I'm fucking DEAD

 

[Penelope]

"The violin, the drums and the kvinnaböske might make it all feel a little bit old fashioned, but this can easily be fixed by adding a DJ who pretends to scratch. In real life of course, this is thirty years old but in Eurovision, it will give your number a contemporary feel."

!

 

[Tisch]

Omg at the backing dancer doing all the costume reveals whkle the lead wails off camera. WHAT DIS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ENDLESS UNBRIDLED JOY

 

[Soldi]

08 Iceland
01 Austria
03 Ireland
100,000 Turkey
04 Malta
06 Bosnia
05 Portugal
06 Croatia
02 Cyprus
20 Germany
12 Russia
10 Spain
02 Israel
09 Netherlands
02 UK
04 Ukraine
09 Greece
01 Norway
07 France
05 Poland
05 Latvia
100 Belgium
02 Estonia
500 Romania - WE LUV YU ALL TOO

 

[Lucille]

OUTSTANDING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not getting Romania! Grating.

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany
10 Russia
08 Spain
05 Israel
06 Netherlands
03 UK
07 Ukraine
06 Greece
04 Norway
10 France
02 Poland
04 Latvia
08 Belgium
07 Romania

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG IT'S ALCAZAR

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooooh Sweden!

 

[D5K]

To be fair I loved the song but paid no attention to Nicola through the whole thing

 

[ButterTart]

From forward thinking PIONEERS to the finest same old shit peddlers of the 21st century.

 

[Tisch]

Why is Gerry being so gross about female Sweden lady?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Insta update on the blond twink please.

 

[Penelope]

I'd never noticed before that the other one in Fame was N'EVERGREEN

 

[D5K]

I’ve got a confession: this song has never done anything for me.

 

[Soldi]

It’s good but no Party Voice is it?

 

[Beverley]

Sweden: Stop relying on that ABBA

 

[VoR]

I always feel a bit sad that THIS is Jessica Andersson's Eurovision moment.

 

[Suomi]

My grandma loved this so much she sent me a poster fold out of Fame from the Expressen newspaper


Or she knew I was a fag and was trying to taunt me

 

[lolly]

I have no recollection of this whatsoever

 

[Tisch]

Omg Swedish jemini shitting all over uk jemini, breaking their necks and shitting on them again.

 

[Penelope]

I always feel a bit sad that THIS is Jessica Andersson's Eurovision moment.

Oh it's fine, it kind of sums up her essence to a T

 

[Beverley]

This was def my fave on the night

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can't believe ABBA won again.

 

[ButterTart]

That man is the single most offputting human being I've ever seen. No wonder Jessica's vagina healed over.

 

[win_the_game]

Insta update on the blond twink please.

He was 38 in 2003. Hardly a twink.

 

[Kala]

Is that VELVET

 

[Penelope]

OMG I hope they do the Hero gay Nazi salute for the key change

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia
10 Spain
04 Israel
08 Netherlands
11 UK
08 Ukraine
06 Greece
03 Norway
02 France
07 Poland
01 Latvia
10 Belgium
03 Estonia
28 Romania
09 Sweden

 

[Dark Carnival]

He was 38 in 2003. Hardly a twink.

!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is he 64 now?!

 

[sewerynsven]

CALM IT.

still calm!!!

 

[Penelope]

OMG I hope they do the Hero gay Nazi salute for the key change

OMG why did they not even BOTHER putting seven booms in it?!

FUCKS SAKE

 

[lolly]

Someone has been at the Just For Men

 

[Penelope]

OMG why did they not even BOTHER putting seven booms in it?!

FUCKS SAKE

Oh THERE IT IS

 

[Beverley]

She's STILL GOT IT!!

 

[dmlaw]

Nice to know that Sweden were already doing blandly competent in 2003. She would get it though.