Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Tisch]

Look at Terry, the FAT (DEAD) CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Oh god it’s DEJA-VU’

 

[Lucille]

1982!

(Don’t quote me on this when it’s shit)

Well it was NINETEEN years before your birth!

 

[lolly]

1982!

(Don’t quote me on this when it’s shit)

Late night is when we SHOULD be doing the shit ones

 

[Penelope]

82 is REALLY BAD guys

 

[ButterTart]

What year was JOY FLEMING?

 

[Penelope]

2002 is BAD but FUN BAD

 

[Soldi]

Well it was NINETEEN years before your birth!

It’s the CLOSEST host venue to me , and I attended a CONFERENCE there

 

[Tisch]

Oop Lorraine TALKING OVER that man.

 

[Madison]

What year was JOY FLEMING?

1975

 

[Lucille]

It’s the CLOSEST host venue to me , and I attended a CONFERENCE there

A conference on what! Your first PUBE?

 

[lolly]

We need to HAUL this thread over 2000 posts before we move on, anyway

 

[lolly]

I'm happy with any early one

And if it's not much longer than 2 hours, so much the better

 

[Penelope]

Terry ALWAYS SAYS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

 

[ButterTart]

1975

Let's do that one.

 

[Madison]

Wow - Alf Poier!

 

[Madison]

 

[Penelope]

Was that ALF POIER'S MUM?!

 

[Penelope]

Those children presenters that are CREHHHZED, and on TEN BOTTLES OF GIN A DAY

 

[Penelope]

Those children presenters that are CREHHHZED, and on TEN BOTTLES OF GIN A DAY

Is THAT A THING?!

 

[Madison]

Amazing!

 

[Penelope]

Alf is DISAPPOINTED

 

[Penelope]

ALF DECLARING HIMSELF TOO FORWARD-THINKING TO WIN EUROVISION

 

[Madison]

Anyone who gave up watching Liquid Eurovision and is reading this now, skip forward to 27 mins and watch Alf Poier's interview.

 

[Penelope]

!!!!! at how EYES ON THE PRIZE ALF WAS

 

[Lucille]

Carrie is a hateful cunt.

SHE has a big throat problem, the problem being she can BREATHE.

 

[Penelope]

The BIG THROAT PROBLEM that CARRIE CAN'T TELL

WHORE

 

[Madison]

TV needs more hateful but honest cunts.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh yes Lionel, I forgot GLOBAL ICON Michael Ball was in the same league as t.a.T.u.

 

[Madison]

And "I'm Never Giving Up" is GLORIOUS

 

[Tisch]

I'm confused, we skippng ahead? What?

 

[Penelope]

They CAN'T EVEN WIN EUROVISION, and THAT'S IT

 

[Soldi]

I'm confused, we skippng ahead? What?

We’re watching 1982 starting at midnight

 

[Penelope]

EQUATING JEMINI TO TATU!

 

[Penelope]

! at pitching LESBIAN CHEEKY GIRLS

 

[Penelope]

A FUMBLE

 

[Tisch]

Omg I just realised that's Tim moffatt who appears on BBC.breakfast every now and then who I absolutely fancy the PANTS OFF OF. He looks so good now with grey hair!

 

[Penelope]

I do think Jessica Garlic deserved to die

 

[Penelope]

OMG CARRIE (17) SWEET DREAMS

 

[Penelope]

A LONG TIME AGO WAS IT?