Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Kala]

I FUCKING BOUGHT ALCOHOL FREE WINE BY MISTAKE

STUPID STUPID BITCH

 

[Soldi]

2 minutes in and already block voting remarks, FUCK OFF WOGAN

 

[Dark Carnival]

I FUCKING BOUGHT ALCOHOL FREE WINE BY MISTAKE

WHAT !

I didn't even know that EXISTED!

 

[Suomi]

“In a triumphant display of Baltic block voting”

 

[dmlaw]

Turns out I haven't even waited for the songs. Wogan has already driven me to drink.

 

[D5K]

Once again I love the stage.

 

[Beverley]

YAY I expect the presenters will be traditionally hideous

 

[Lucille]

I FUCKING BOUGHT ALCOHOL FREE WINE BY MISTAKE

OMG.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The presenters' outfits

 

[Penelope]

I'm HERE, I'm QUEER, and COCK IS FOR MY ASS AND NOT MY EARS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm going in sober

 

[ButterTart]

I FUCKING BOUGHT ALCOHOL FREE WINE BY MISTAKE

Schloer?

 

[lolly]

I've got 96% alcohol hand sanitiser. What harm can a NIP of that do?

 

[Kala]

I'm HERE, I'm QUEER, and COCK IS FOR MY ASS AND NOT MY EARS

THAT IS TRADEMARKED

 

[Lucille]

The yellow suit is fabulous you dead old cunt.

 

[ButterTart]

WHERE ARE WE UP TO I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS 8PM

 

[Suomi]

Omg lolly - serves you write for looking at PRICE FIRST!

 

[Dark Carnival]

AWKWARD

 

[Beverley]

Hideous outfits

 

[Kala]

I forgot about the HAM PRESENTING

 

[Suomi]

WHERE ARE WE UP TO I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS 8PM

4 min in

 

[dmlaw]

I forgot how much I enjoyed the claymation

Not as good as Eurocat.

 

[Soldi]

I FUCKING BOUGHT ALCOHOL FREE WINE BY MISTAKE

RIP love

 

[Madison]

OK I'm here with my dinner.

Yu Xing Aubergines

Reported.

 

[lolly]

Schloer?

Something from M&S

That'll learn me

 

[Suomi]

I love how stroppy Renairs is throughout

 

[Penelope]

OMG they're gonna do La La Love

 

[Lucille]

I'm HERE, I'm QUEER, and COCK IS FOR MY ASS AND NOT MY EARS

Ooooooh good I’m not the only one who started drinking at lunch.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What is this DRIVEL?

 

[Kala]

Riga is a LOVELY city, I was there last summer

 

[Madison]

It's been FOUR MINUTES Terry.

 

[Suomi]

Ooooooh good I’m not the only one who started drinking at lunch.

screams

 

[Beverley]

Is she not going to perform 'I Wanna' then?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I REALLY want to go to Riga now!

 

[Suomi]

This is a bit like Eurovision presenter by PRIMARY SCHOOL CHILDREN

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, are they learning English as they speak? This is unusually shit.

 

[Beverley]

I do legit love Riga tho

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG SHUT UP TERRY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Riga has TRIGGERED ME.

 

[Soldi]

Any chance of enjoying yourself you stupid old cunt?