Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[lolly]

If fetid spunk was a song, it would be Ireland

 

[Soldi]

SERTAB TIME

 

[D5K]

The song running 4th has never won before.

 

[Penelope]

OMG TURKEY ALREADY!

This year really is HIT AFTER HIT AFTER HIT

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland

 

[Raining on Me]

07 Ireland

(Is someone keeping score then?!)

 

[Kala]

REDACTED

 

[Dark Carnival]

10 Iceland
01 Austria
10 Iceland

ICELAND twice

 

[Beverley]

Are we allowed to mention spoilers?

 

[Penelope]

The song running 4th has never won before.

I still don't fancy its chances against Lou.

 

[Kala]

This really is FUCKING AMAZING

 

[ButterTart]

Here she is, 76 years young and ready to kick fuck out of that trick hip.

 

[Madison]

Are we allowed to mention spoilers?

NO

 

[Penelope]

Are we allowed to mention spoilers?

NO, we have NEVER SEEN TONIGHT BEFORE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

After Ireland this BANGS SO HARD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAS

 

[Kala]

The backing singers are SHITE

 

[D5K]

From memory no-one really noticed this in the lead-up to the contest, then they issued a revamped version and bang

 

[Kala]

But I AM FUCKING DEAD

 

[Lucille]

Are we allowed to mention spoilers?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Shimmy!

 

[Suomi]

I do love the hysterical caterwauling bridge vocals in this

I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER AND WE PASSED ALL THAT
BACK TO FRAME NUMBER ONE!

 

[Penelope]

She really is POWERING through being the UGLIEST WOMAN ALIVE

Such SEXUAL AGGRESSION! She *WILL* TOP YOU TONIGHT

 

[Raining on Me]

Fuck me Sertab this was ASTONISHING

TURKEY - 10 10 10!!!

 

[Kala]

From memory no-one really noticed this in the lead-up to the contest, then they issued a revamped version and bang

Yeah, the original version was meh. This is HOW you do a REVAMP, baby

 

[Dark Carnival]

The backing singers are SHITE

Quite shocking!

 

[Kala]

Rachel Stevens DEAD

 

[Lucille]

Omg push that bitch backing dancer away! This is sensational I never want it to end!

 

[Lucille]

A RAP!!!! DEAD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yaaaas the chiffonography

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This really was the moment ENERGY arrived at Eurovision.

 

[D5K]

She really needed to work on her breathing exercises.

 

[Kala]

Just a perfect example of a FUCKING AMAZING POP SONG

 

[Penelope]

She really NAILED THE RAP VERSE

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus they really blew their load in the first few songs. No wonder Jemini didn't get any points, the audience were spent and weeping by the time they arrived.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love the BAD BACKING VOCALS!

 

[Soldi]

This SHITS on the boring guitar bloke

 

[Penelope]

She really needed to work on her breathing exercises.

Did she? DID SHE???

 

[dmlaw]

Sertab's vocal seems a touch questionable in places as well. I think I'll blame it on YouTube.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'LL CRY! I'LL DIE!

 

[Kala]

Yah, the performance was not perfect, but WHO THE FUCK CARES