Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[dmlaw]

If you are reading this Portugal, please change. PLEASE.

You made Portugal change and now we have Sobral.

 

[ButterTart]

I blame her for Salvador

Salvador was created in a lab by real ale drinkers to destroy Eurovision with boredom.

 

[Kala]

So BASIC, so FUCKING AMAZING

 

[D5K]

Oh god I wouldn’t dare cross her

 

[Beverley]

Portugal was LOVELY and better than Portugal have any right to be

 

[Penelope]

I know most of the words to Vise nisam tvoja. No idea what they mean though.

SE JE PROPALO!

 

[Suomi]

NOW LET ME TELL YOU, as a teenager I was very influenced by this abrupt hard-faced Croatian pop ditty. I actually think it may be one of Eurovision’s lost greats.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAAS It's BASIC BRITNEY BITCH

SO much it HURTS!

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh someone spent all their money on airfare then had to find a wardrobe.

 

[Beverley]

Loving how blatant the Max Martin vibes are

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bollocks I was going wear that this evening

 

[Penelope]

LOVE the clunky choreo on this. Like watching an oil tanker GET DOWN

 

[D5K]

I know most of the words to Vise nisam tvoja. No idea what they mean though.

I remember your phonetic version

 

[Madison]

Eurocow!

 

[Raining on Me]

Fuck me Croatia, sounds like an Ellie Campbell b-side and ALL THE BETTER FOR IT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Girls, the DC jury is LIVING!

 

[VoR]

She looks like a sexy duck.

 

[Penelope]

Eurocow!

AS THE PROPHETS FORETOLD!

 

[Penelope]

She looks like a sexy duck.

WOULD YOU?

 

[Suomi]

The way Claudia left her sun lounger to casually destroy someone’s heart before going back for more VINO

 

[Madison]

MOO SALUTE INTO DITCH

SAY IT PROPELLOR!

 

[lolly]

what a load of SHAMELESS OLD TAT

13/10

 

[ButterTart]

This is a weird song. I keep expecting something to happen but it just sort of doesn't.

 

[Kala]

I CANT BE YOUR LOVER
WHAT WE HAVE IS OVER
THERE MUST BE ANOTHER ONE FOR ME

 

[Dark Carnival]

Gosh that sound has brought back so many memories from my UTTER BASIC BITCH phase (still ongoing )

 

[Penelope]

OMG!

OUT OF TUNE ENGLISH!

12!

 

[Dark Carnival]

DOUZE POINTS!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

REALLY AMAZING

 

[Suomi]

Loving how blatant the Max Martin vibes are

it’s very “Tell Me What You Like” by Jessica Folcker

 

[D5K]

I swear the CD didn’t have all these random English final minutes

 

[Kala]

I want this played at MY FUNERAL

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck me Croatia, sounds like an Ellie Campbell b-side and ALL THE BETTER FOR IT

Now there's a name you don't hear often. I forgot all about that BASIC bitch.

 

[dmlaw]

Oooooh someone spent all their money on airfare then had to find a wardrobe.

They sure didn't spend it on the choreography.

 

[Lucille]

Loving this cheap shit!

 

[Soldi]

She seems to have an inability to move more than two steps either way.

 

[VoR]

Are the backing vocalists cosplaying as Charlotte Nilsson?

 

[Penelope]

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia

 

[Kala]

it’s very “Tell Me What You Like” by Jessica Folcker

Not QUITE considering that is THE BEST SONG OF ALL TIME

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia