Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Raining on Me]

!

 

[Madison]

What colours should we use Lou?

Let's use ALL THE COLOURS

 

[lolly]

07 Iceland
04 Austria
02 Ireland
09 Turkey
02 Malta
08 Bosnia and Herzegovina
06 Portugal
08 Croatia
05 Cyprus
07 Germany

 

[Kala]

 

[Beverley]

Honestly it's like being BEATEN TO DEATH IN AN ALLEYWAY BY A RAINBOW

It's definitely a HATE CRIME of some SORT

 

[Penelope]

LET'S GET HAPPY!

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany

 

[Dark Carnival]

39 year old?!! !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany

 

[Lucille]

TENS.

 

[Lucille]

TATU!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh THIS is the year Tatu participated???

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG HOW ARE WE GOING STRAIGHT INTO TATU

THIS IS TOO MUCH!

 

[Lucille]

TROUBLE IN THE CANTEEN!

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Iceland
05 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
07 Malta
07 Bosnia and Herzegovina
08 Portugal
09 Croatia
07 Cyprus
10 Germany

 

[Tisch]

She looks LOVELY

 

[dmlaw]

I'd imagine this bitch will head into the after party already pissed, tweak her neckline lower and make an unsubtle play for a nineteen year old.

 

[Soldi]

Germany - 2,000

 

[Beverley]

Lou is the MADONNA of Germany!

Tbf, Madonna WISHED she looked this GOOD!

 

[Kala]

I fucking LOVE RUSSIA

 

[D5K]

Wasn’t there some anxiety they’d turn up naked?

 

[Beverley]

*SCREAMS IN TUNELESS LESBIAN*

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh what a dirty treat.

 

[Penelope]

This is like STATEMENTS but if the Nazis getting hit by the bag WON

 

[Tisch]

Can someone please SHOUT when tatu's finished and I'll be on time with you all!

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh fucking hell how good is this year?!!

TATU!

"Give an abortiiiiiiiiiiiiion"

 

[D5K]

Oh I’ve only just realised their t-shirts spell their televote number.

And I thought Dima was the first one to do that.

 

[VoR]

I know vocals were never the point of t.A.T.u. but this really is horribly exposing.

 

[Lucille]

Are they gonna LEZ OFF.

 

[Penelope]

*runs pointlessly to top of stage and does nothing*

 

[lolly]

I didn't realise 2003 was so lesbionic

I bet it was harder to get a dental dam across Europe then than trying to find Andrex in Tesco a fortnight ago

 

[Tisch]

Oh I’ve only just realised their t-shirts spell their televote number.

OH!.I assumed it was meant to be 1 and 2 but they got it wrong

 

[D5K]

*runs pointlessly to top of stage and does nothing*

It really was pointless wasn’t it

 

[Beverley]

It was the fear that they'd snog

When they went to the back, I remember being like, 'OH, HERE IT COMES.'

AND THEN IT DIDNT

 

[Penelope]

StATuMENTS!

10 Iceland
04 Austria
07 Ireland
10 Turkey
03 Malta
08 Bosnia
09 Portugal
09 Croatia
00 Cyprus
12 Germany
10 Russia

 

[Lucille]

This really is the year of FABULOUS OUT OF TUNE WAILING!

 

[win_the_game]

Are they gonna LEZ OFF.

I don't think they did. Ever.

Couple of cock teasers.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

05 Iceland
05 Austria
08 Ireland
10 Turkey
06 Malta
09 Bosnia
05 Portugal
10 Croatia
08 Cyprus
10 Germany
10 Russia

 

[Suomi]

APPARENTLY there were so many long and weird shots in that because they were afraid they were going to start getting off

 

[VoR]

Today, short haired t.A.T.u. is a homophobe while the ginger is an outspoken friend of the gays.

 

[Penelope]

OMFG HOW ARE WE GOING STRAIGHT INTO SPAIN TOO!

This is the GREATEST EUROVISION RUN OF ALL TIME!