Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[Madison]

MOOPY VOTES CLOSING SOON

 

[D5K]

This isn't a fucking "special effect"; they were there the whole time!

 

[Penelope]

FINE let's just do 1993

 

[Lucille]

I do like a good albarino.

It was only £5.99 from Lidl but it’s DELICIOUS.

 

[Suomi]

Terry making fun of Marie’s slight stumble over the word green room - fucking gammon shit

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This isn't a fucking "special effect"; they were there the whole time!

Unless it was VERY IMPRESSIVE CGI

 

[Penelope]

Oooh it's SARAH YUEN

Where is she from? Her accent is very 'Norwegian/Swede that's learned English and how to sound native' but her name's giving me Hong Kong

 

[lolly]

Sarah Yuen seems very trustworthy

 

[Lucille]

Sarah Yuen is such a POWER LESBIAN.

 

[Tisch]

Sexy sexy Sarah!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Great hosts? Really

 

[Soldi]

Terry making fun of Marie’s slight stumble over the word green room - fucking gammon shit

I bet he voted LEAVE from beyond the grave

 

[D5K]

TWO CONTESTS?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG INTRODUCING THE SEMIS!!!

 

[Penelope]

Is it? That should probably be a Saturday affair.

I imagine it MIGHT WELL BE if Eurovision Again have their way (if they haven't already done it?)

 

[VoR]

Ooh, a bit of HISTORY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The first semi final REVEAL!

 

[Dark Carnival]

History in the making!

 

[lolly]

Sarah Yuen is such a POWER LESBIAN.

I know right

I wonder if she'll project manage our extension

 

[Tisch]

Love how her English accent comes out a bit ESSIX

 

[Lucille]

OMG INTRODUCING THE SEMIS!!!

Introducing my semi!

 

[ButterTart]

Right I'm off for a fag, then I might think nip out for a cigarette.

 

[Penelope]

BOOOOO ESTONIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sarah Yuen is such a POWER LESBIAN.

In theme with tonight's show

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh we're getting the WHOLE set?

 

[Penelope]

There's something quite RACING POST/AUSTRALIAN RUGBY about this scoreboard

 

[Dark Carnival]

Russssssia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Introducing my semi!

!

 

[Tisch]

Oh we're getting the WHOLE set?

I don't want to do any rewatches without them

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I think we can rearrange the schedule as we go along depending on the Saturday showing.

 

[Penelope]

Smash cut to 11 year old Penelope being deeply disheartened at the lack of points for the UK from Iceland

 

[Tisch]

Ooh high points for SPAIN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Austria TEN points?!!

 

[Lucille]

Ffs I’ve got plenty of gin but no tonic.

 

[win_the_game]

What a foul set of points.

 

[Penelope]

Introducing my semi!

PICS PLEASE

 

[Tisch]

And GERMANY

 

[D5K]

Oh that's why this year was so interesting - Denmark weren't in it.

Same for 2016 actually.

 

[Penelope]

Ffs I’ve got plenty of gin but no tonic.

Bleach goes just LOVELY

 

[lolly]

AIDS?

GET OVER IT