Eurovision Rewatch: A Song For Europe 1991(21:30 BST 21/04)

[lolly]

Loving Sam doing the Tory Power Pose

 

[Raining on Me]

RONNIE

 

[win_the_game]

Strain for those notes Sam!

 

[lolly]

What had she been in before this? Because I think I was aware of her already by this point.

 

[ButterTart]

Boob rate has kicked into life three songs in.

Much as I want to, I'm not counting Charity Shop Sue from the first song.

 

[Lucille]

Terry Wogan really was an irredeemable piece of shit.

Hopefully he’s rotting in hell forced to watch MF on a loop for eternity.

 

[lolly]

quite high on boobwatch, surely

 

[Kala]

She's not great here but she is better than she was at Eurovision!

 

[Soldi]

I’m late but HERE

 

[Soldi]

End of song 3?

 

[Kala]

Boobwatch? More like HAIRWATCH!

 

[ButterTart]

As a singer, Samantha Janus is a very talented actress.

And as an actress, she had great legs.

 

[win_the_game]

End of song 3?

You've just missed a STELLAR performance.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hopefully he’s rotting in hell forced to watch MF on a loop for eternity.

Or just clips of Cyprus awarding Greece DOUZE points and vice versa across the years.

 

[Kala]

I do love a DUH-DUH ending to a song!

 

[Lucille]

From CROYDON in SURREY

 

[ButterTart]

You've just missed a STELLAR performance.

Judging by that hiccup in the last note I'd say it was more of a Stella performance.

 

[lolly]

I like how he tells us her name is JOANNE, thereby ruining poor CHRISTIE of all her MYSTIQUE

 

[Zu]

Boob rate has kicked into life three songs in.

*hastily tunes in*

#nicepair #samanthajennyanus #boobrate

 

[Kala]

How the fuck does someone called Joanne get a stage name of Christy?

 

[Soldi]

Ooh a keyboard

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooh a keyboard

A very boring one though

 

[Kala]

Literally every second woman in the early 1990s had this same hairdo.

 

[win_the_game]

There's a lot of GOD references tonight.

 

[ButterTart]

OK Google, show me what would happen if the early 90s mated with Maxine Carr.

 

[Lucille]

MAKE IT STOP.

 

[Kala]

The verses on this song are boring but the chorus is quite nice actually.

 

[Raining on Me]

It's very Stars In Their Eyes

God love you CROYDON CHRIS(TY)

 

[Dark Carnival]

How the fuck does someone called Joanne get a stage name of Christy?

Lady Gaga's real name is STEFANI

 

[Soldi]

There's a lot of GOD references tonight.

 

[lolly]

I think 90% of my female friends had that hair in 1991

Imagine how much they must have spent on mousse!

 

[ButterTart]

*hastily tunes in*

#nicepair #samanthajennyanus #boobrate

Sam J. Anus was getting in the way, in fairness, it was all about the bushy backing singers.

 

[Alla]

Well this was ok!

 

[Soldi]

She was ok but from the bit of the end of song 3 I saw wasn’t nowhere near as good.

 

[lolly]

another ill fitting suit

 

[ButterTart]

It's very Stars In Their Eyes

God love you CROYDON CHRIS(TY)

I don't think even she could tell Matthew what she was supposed to be tonight. She was aiming for Alison Moyet and hit Chris Moyles.

 

[Dark Carnival]

MIC ISSUES

 

[Alla]

 

[Raining on Me]

OK Google, show me what would happen if the early 90s mated with Maxine Carr.

I'm certain we were served by Maxine Carr working the checkouts in Morrisons in Northamptonshire many years back

 

[Kala]

Malcolm Roberts was actually AT Eurovision in 1985, representing Luxembourg of all nations, along with a bunch of 5 other singers. The song they sang is one of the worst songs to ever compete at Eurovision.