Eurovision rewatch: A Song for Europe 1995 MIDNIGHT 17/04/20

[Soldi]

Who’s Jonathon King? what have I missed?

 

[ButterTart]

Thank fuck he wasn't around for those 'appealing children' from 1981. He'd have had them using his face as a bouncy castle.

 

[Penelope]

I'd sit on Rob Kean's face

You'd SIT ON A SHOVEL

 

[Alla]

OMG Deuce!!

 

[Penelope]

This would've done better than the UK 95 entry

 

[ButterTart]

Wait, this was a Eurovision song?!

 

[lolly]

Is this Ant McPartlin's ex?

 

[Penelope]

Wait, this was a Eurovision song?!

No

 

[Penelope]

This was so Scooch but BETTER

 

[Alla]

Oh wait, I'm mixing them with another group that had a hit with U sure do. But I remember them charting with some shit too. Very Scooch.

 

[lolly]

any insta updates for the blond one?

 

[ButterTart]

I bet those lads were having it away with the two girls every night in their tour minibus.

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine if the UK could have a rejected song from their Eurovision selection reach the Top 10 these days. This might give a bit of an indication of where we have gone wrong.

 

[Alla]

Fiercely heterosexual. Good start.

 

[lolly]

I bet those lads were having it away with the two girls every night in their tour minibus.

They're only flesh and blood

 

[Penelope]

I bet those lads were having it away with the two girls every night in their tour minibus.

 

[Alla]

Did @Soldi go to bed? I'm not getting compulsive likes to every single post.

 

[ButterTart]

I remember Call It Love more. That was an actual good song.

 

[Alla]

Oh I got it as I was typing

 

[Penelope]

OMG it's THONIE MORTYMERR

 

[Soldi]

Did @Soldi go to bed? I'm not getting compulsive likes to every single post.

 

[ButterTart]

Tony Mortimer always looks like he should be on a tag.

 

[Soldi]

“Yeah I LIKE the song”

 

[Penelope]

HAVE YOU FOLLOWED THE EUROVISION SONG CONTEST

YEAH I LIKED IT WHEN I HEARD IT (THAT SONG I WROTE)

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[lolly]

Why is he chewing non existent gum?

 

[win_the_game]

any insta updates for the blond one?

He's not on Insta but he is on Twitter.

 

[dmlaw]

Tony Mortimer always looks like he should be on a tag.

"I've got to go now, Terry, I'm on a curfew. I definitely actually like the song and haven't been told to by the management."

 

[Soldi]

He's not on Insta but he is on Twitter.

Oh FUCK OFF

 

[Penelope]

A BEAUTIFUL BALLAD with STRONG LYRICS

BUT SHE'S UNATTAINABLE

 

[ButterTart]

"For our song 'Spinning Away', we came up with the concept of spinning away."

It's like watching Shakespeare write.

 

[Penelope]

SEND A HYDROGEN BOMB

 

[Alla]

Meh.

I have absolutely no idea who won this year, exciting.

 

[lolly]

Lesbian hair

 

[lolly]

Lesbian hair

And shoulders

 

[win_the_game]

A face for radio.

 

[ButterTart]

It's so nice to see lesbians being represented on TV even in the mid 90s. Brookside really did change everything.

 

[dmlaw]

Clearly forgot to write any verses. Or more than one line for the chorus.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh the beat just dropped, I'm getting into it a bit.

 

[lolly]

I'm beside myself if she's spinning away hey ey ey or oh woah woah

 

[Alla]

It's so nice to see lesbians being represented on TV even in the mid 90s. Brookside really did change everything.

Wait, was that a WOMAN!? I wasn't paying much attention as I'm doing something else. That was a man, right?