Eurovision Rewatch: A Song For Europe 2003 (23:00 BST 21/04)

[win_the_game]

Terry says there were a 1000 songs submitted. No fucking way 996 of those were worse than this PISS DRIBBLE

 

[Lucille]

God this is just self harm at this point girls.

 

[Dark Carnival]

See Jemini are objectively better than this!

 

[Lucille]

Vaguely fuckable backing singer.

 

[Alla]

What the hell happened with the sad smilie? Aren't we allowed to be sad on Moopy anymore?

 

[Soldi]

He’s got the face of MAHMOOD (a tiny bit)

 

[ButterTart]

Rhyming schemes as MONSTROUS as their singer.

 

[lolly]

God this is just self harm at this point girls.

Backing singer on the right has nice tits, though.

 

[win_the_game]

I DID WARN YOU ALL...

 

[lolly]

He’s got the face of MAHMOOD (a tiny bit)

WASH YOUR VILE MOUTH OUT

 

[Dark Carnival]

WHO picked this to potentially be sent to Eurovision?

 

[Lucille]

He’s got the face of MAHMOOD (a tiny bit)

Maybe his DISABLED TWIN.

 

[ButterTart]

Omg what year were SIX CHIX!

2000. It's not on YouTube, which I feel is a personal attack by one of my enemies.

 

[Soldi]

Maybe his DISABLED TWIN.

 

[win_the_game]

I love how they cut from the LOWS of 2003 to the HIGH POINTS of history.

 

[ButterTart]

WHO picked this to potentially be sent to Eurovision?

Jemini.

 

[lolly]

'Mimi'

You just know that's a hallmark of quality

 

[Lucille]

At the fact out of 1000 entries they could only find 4 entries and THESE WERE THEM.

 

[Alla]

Am I the only one that can't see some smilies?



Can you see them?

 

[ButterTart]

Jay Aston only agreed to appear as long as she could sit in front of a white background.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That vest and baggy trousers combination was truly one of the worst horrors of 2000s fashion

 

[ButterTart]

Am I the only one that can't see some smilies?



Can you see them?

Yeah.

 

[Lucille]

I’m SKIPPING THE VOTING ON THIS.

 

[Soldi]

oh they’re FIXED NOW

 

[win_the_game]

Isn't that Glen from ropey mid-noughties band POP! dancing

 

[lolly]

Is that dancer that Glen someone who also danced with Kylie and was in some short loved male/female pop band?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Am I the only one that can't see some smilies?



Can you see them?

Yep

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are those glow in the dark outfits?

 

[Alla]

Yeah.

How weird, I'll restart the laptop (later).

 

[Soldi]

You can see why JEMINI won

 

[win_the_game]

Well that was pleasant-ish

 

[lolly]

She's like Jessica Garlick and Rosie Ribbons rolled into one

 

[ButterTart]

Are the dancers entirely necessary? I quite like this in a sort of Dawson's Creek way. Just needs an actual singer and some production values.

 

[Soldi]

How weird, I'll restart the laptop (later).

Was like that for me, but they magically work again

 

[lolly]

Could be Spanish

 

[win_the_game]

Now someone whose career highlight would later be staring in a KFC advert.

 

[ButterTart]

I think song 3 won boob rate without much of an issue.

 

[Alla]

This was 2 years beofre Katrina tried again for Eurovision (sort of).

 

[ButterTart]

This one's got the sort of face that would argue with the judges after a terrible audition on the X-Factor.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is that Stacey Solomon?