Eurovision Rewatch: A Song For Europe 2003 (23:00 BST 21/04)

[Soldi]

I feel like this was the CHOSEN ONE

 

[win_the_game]

This has been a rather SPLENDID selection of British songwriting.

We fucking deserved NUL POINTS after this SHOWER of CRUD.

 

[Alla]

Is that Stacey Solomon?

Oh! Is looks like she is!

 

[Alla]

She wasn't so horse-faced back then, I never knew she was in this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm kinda relived there were only 4 entries...

 

[ButterTart]

From the torso down she's acceptable, but the unfortunate face and the tits like two poached eggs in a tissue really are a shame.

 

[Alla]

Oh only 4 songs, nice.

 

[Soldi]

“It’s time the U.K. won again”

 

[win_the_game]

She wasn't so horse-faced back then, I never knew she was in this.

It's not actually her.

 

[Alla]

The shitty background music

 

[Alla]

It's not actually her.

OH

 

[Dark Carnival]

SLIM PICKINGS doesn't even come close...

 

[lolly]

Apparently the dancer was Glen Ball

Which kind of explains all I could think of was this

 

[Soldi]

12 - Help Me
10 - Cry Baby
8 - Can’t remember
7 - Can’t remember

 

[ButterTart]

TURD RATE
1. The third one
2. Jemini (Christ alive)
3. Shergar
4. Shrek

 

[win_the_game]

HOLY FUCK! Wikipedia says everyone had to PAY £110 to send a song into the UK selection this year. Clearly only the deluded were willing to pay that.

 

[lolly]

So Jessica was PARTLY RESPONSIBLE for giving us Jemini, and went on to SLAG THEM OFF on Liquid Eurovision

WHAT A CUNT

 

[Soldi]

HOLY FUCK! Wikipedia says everyone had to PAY £110 to send a song into the UK selection this year. Clearly only the deluded were willing to pay that.

And still the stage only cost £6

 

[lolly]

Fuck off am I scoring that lot

 

[win_the_game]

1 Third one with Glen (Pop!)
2
3 Jemini
4 Obligatory cock

 

[Dark Carnival]

12 Jemini
10 Stacey Solomon
08 MOR girl
00 The other guy who certainly looks nothing like Mahmood

 

[ButterTart]

Who the FUCK is Joe Mace?

 

[win_the_game]

And still the stage only cost £6

Most of it probably went on Esther Rantzen's appearence fee.

 

[Soldi]

12 Jemini
10 Stacey Solomon
08 MOR girl
00 The other guy who certainly looks nothing like Mahmood

Oh I DONT KNOW what I was thinking

 

[ButterTart]

Matt Baker still pretty much looks the same.

 

[Dark Carnival]

less than five minutes girls!

 

[ButterTart]

Nicholas Parsons in his finest noncing stripes.

 

[lolly]

09001 doesn't have HALF the CACHET of 0898, does it?

 

[Soldi]

Spending longer talking to the jurors than they did on the songs

 

[Dark Carnival]

Spending longer talking to the jurors than they did on the songs

WHAT is there to say?

 

[win_the_game]

Who knew John Peel was a Eurovision fan

 

[Soldi]

WHAT is there to say?

Mel’s grandmother is from Lithuania

 

[ButterTart]

It just astonishes me that anyone would have enough of an opinion on those songs to actually bother voting.

 

[Dark Carnival]

It just astonishes me that anyone would have enough of an opinion on those songs to actually bother voting.

Well Alla BOUGHT the single!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I see watching 1981 has come in handy tonight!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God we all watched that Reggae song live just a matter of days ago.

 

[Kala]

Who knew John Peel was a Eurovision fan

He appeared in a 1993 Eurovision documentary on the BBC.

 

[win_the_game]

This year really was the pinnacle of the BBC not giving a shit.

 

[Soldi]

In general what a load of SHIT

 

[lolly]

FIVE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE, Jessica

And still no career