Eurovision rewatch: Athens 2006 (20:00 BST)

[VoR]

I mean Anna Vissi is a great performer, the problem I have is that 'Everything' is a TERRIBLE SONG

 

[COB]

Didnt know that! Was Nicki French as well?

I think she MIGHT have stood out a bit

 

[Madison]

I wish he would get rid of the nationalist hat.

 

[D5K]

*hums Sweet True Lies*

 

[COB]

Lordi is still to HELL AND BACK

 

[ButterTart]

Have you been off somewhere? You missed Macedonia's tits.

I was having my pizza. Gutted about missing most of the good shit.

At least I'm back for Lordi. I know from experience that this is fucking SOLID on karaoke.

 

[D5K]

I wish he would get rid of the nationalist hat.

He heard you!

 

[Tisch]

Teenage Life is mint, and I'll hear no argument. I assume it's been pointed out that brave, dead Caroline Flack is one of the backing strumpets.

Anyway, here's Anna come to prolapse on stage with the sheer effort of her performance.

Oh is *THIS* what I was thinking of??

 

[dmlaw]

Nicki French is actually one of the backing singers for Lordi.

 

[VoR]

I totally would have been a humourless gay hating on this in 2006, but in retrospect what a FABULOUS entry.

 

[Soldi]

I’ve just taken an ANTIHISTAMINE with WINE. Am I going to DIE?!

 

[ButterTart]

Have you been off somewhere? You missed Macedonia's tits.

Also I've just googled because I don't know a lot of this year's songs, they're a smashing set she's got on her.

 

[D5K]

i certainly wasn’t expecting this to... get the result it did

 

[Beverley]

Keyboard woman is the TITS

 

[Lucille]

Ooooh it’s Courtney Act!

 

[COB]

Not QUITE an angel or the ONE THAT FELL

 

[Tisch]

I’ve just taken an ANTIHISTAMINE with WINE. Am I going to DIE?!

I read that as ANTISEMITE

Oh and yes sorry

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just taken an ANTIHISTAMINE with WINE. Am I going to DIE?!

You're already dead, Lordi are here to escort you to Hades.

 

[D5K]

“Music is feelings not fireworks”

 

[Soldi]

I read that as ANTISEMITE

Oh and yes sorry

No JEW HATERS for me, SORRY CORBYN

 

[Tisch]

I love his little Finnish hat

 

[Lucille]

I’ve just taken an ANTIHISTAMINE with WINE. Am I going to DIE?!

PROBABLY NOT.

 

[Madison]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel
16 Latvia
67 Norway
00 Spain
42 Malta
82 Germany
12 Denmark
48 Russia
44 Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
75 Romania
60 Bosnia and Herzegovina
41 Lithuania
21 United Kingdom
63 Greece
86 Finland

 

[ButterTart]

FUCKING LEGENDARY

 

[Soldi]

PROBABLY NOT.

 

[dmlaw]

Hard Rock Hallelujah is fantastic. How could Finland get it so right two years in a row, before going straight back to being Finland?

 

[Madison]

I’ve just taken an ANTIHISTAMINE with WINE. Am I going to DIE?!

What type?

 

[D5K]

Oh I’d forgotten how much I love Ukraine!

 

[Tisch]

BABY BABY TELL ME MORE OF YOUR LIES

 

[Beverley]

Tina Karol is one of the reasons I wanted to watch 2006.

This is FANTASTIC

 

[Soldi]

What type?

CETRIZINE, I have it PRESCRIBED

 

[Lucille]

YAY A BARELY LEGAL UKRAINIAN SLUT

MY PANTIES ARE ON FIRE!

 

[VoR]

Y'know, once you get past that horror show of an opening salvo, this is a wonderful year

 

[Madison]

Hard Rock Hallelujah is fantastic. How could Finland get it so right two years in a row, before going straight back to being Finland?

I never knew you felt that was about It Takes Two To Tango.

 

[Beverley]

Back when bangers were EFFORTLESS for the Ukraine

 

[ButterTart]

I love his little Finnish hat

I'm sure I read that someone gave him that just before he went on stage - it wasn't supposed to be on his head.

 

[Soldi]

Now this is the TITS

 

[COB]

This is WONDERFUL!

 

[Soldi]

I’ve just realised CAROL is to come!

 

[VoR]

This really is PEAK UKRAINE for me.