Eurovision rewatch: Athens 2006 (20:00 BST)

[Zu]

OMG IS IT? IT'S THE ONLY REASON WHY I LOGGED ON!

 

[D5K]

Even Brujeria was better than this

 

[Beverley]

Las Ketchup? Seriously?

It's a mood piece

I love how they don't bother with HARMONISING

 

[ButterTart]

From Alvedansen to... this. Like checking out of the Hilton and spending the night on a slowly deflating lilo in a crack den.

 

[COB]

Nichola Holt!

 

[dmlaw]

Imagine her CACKLE when she saw she was following Latvia

And preceding Spain. You can only look good against that contrast.

 

[D5K]

Hang on I’ve only just realised were they going for a tomato theme with ketchup, Bloody Mary, and the red outfits?!

 

[Madison]

Did they even rehearse?

 

[Beverley]

DOOTTI FRIIIII!!

 

[Madison]

*dancer lifts her six inches in the air*

 

[Soldi]

04 Switzerland
01 Moldova
02 Israel
00 Latvia
11 Norway
06 Spain

COSTA DEL QUEENS

 

[Iguana]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

 

[VoR]

I do QUITE ENJOY this half-arsed mess to be fair.

UN BLOODY MARY POR FAVOR

 

[Madison]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel
16 Latvia
67 Norway
00 Spain

 

[Madison]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

Admin - ban please.

 

[Beverley]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

GET OUT TRAITOR

 

[D5K]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

 

[Soldi]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

Come to the dark side love, just leave the tin of beans in the cupboard.

 

[dmlaw]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

Not as of yet, but we're assured that it gets better.

 

[Tisch]

I do love ropey costumes where the mike pacs are so clearly protruding through

 

[Madison]

Diddy’s favourite.

 

[Iguana]

I didn't realise it was the HOLY GRAIL

 

[D5K]

Enjoying the level-headed reactions there.

 

[Beverley]

Oh bless Fabrizio. I used to think he was worth a shag back in the day

 

[VoR]

I shamefully love this tragic queen

 

[Madison]

I wish I could keep a cummerbund in place like this.

 

[Soldi]

We don’t want Iggy banned, poor @COB will have to cancel his Karaoke competition

 

[ButterTart]

I actually quite like this song, but he looks like one of the Rottentrolls.

 

[Tisch]

2003 is rubbish, is 2006 any better?

You know where the lounge is hun x

 

[ButterTart]

Hang on I’ve only just realised were they going for a tomato theme with ketchup, Bloody Mary, and the red outfits?!

They were all on the rag as well.

 

[VoR]

This is SO 8th place in a Melfest semi.

 

[D5K]

I wish I could keep a cummerbund in place like this.

A cummerbund doesn’t work when the shirt is unbuttoned down to its level.

 

[VoR]

Loving the CAPRI PANTS on the backing singers too...

 

[Beverley]

I wish I could keep a cummerbund in place like this.

What happens to it?

 

[Tisch]

I feel bad for las ketchup. That would have been an instant 10 after I've finished this prosecco. Going on 7th was too early.

 

[Beverley]

The vox are like death

 

[Iguana]

We don’t want Iggy banned, poor @COB will have to cancel his Karaoke competition

But after that feel free to ban me

 

[D5K]

This is SO 8th place in a Melfest semi.

Oh THATS why I’m enjoying it

 

[VoR]

I now work with Maltese people on a daily basis and it takes all my self-control not to hum this song during Zoom meetings.

 

[ButterTart]

In grand Maltese tradition I'm assuming he was 16 at this point?