Sorry love, I’m not a provincial queen. Call me when you make it to Zone 2. Xxx

I'm hoping Northern Quarter because I think I'm better than I am.I'll come. I assume it will be held in a serious real ale pub.
Let’s go MACKIE MAYERSI'm hoping Northern Quarter because I think I'm better than I am.
I'm prepared for disappointment.
If we can avoid the Roxy Ballroom, I would consider the night a triumph.I'm hoping Northern Quarter because I think I'm better than I am.
I'm prepared for disappointment.
RUUUUUUDEAnd nothing for @ZenGiraffe bye![]()
Oh you’d be MOST WELCOME if you changed your DOUZERUUUUUUDE
I don't know how anyone can manage vowels that aren't flat. Saying 'I had a BARTH LARST night' just seems like effort.It would be GREAT to meet! And @Floppet must be there too so we can rejoice over her flat vowels![]()
I mean surely it’s the right thing to do considering I’ve now spent two months getting drunk every Saturday with people I don’t even KNOW.I don't know how anyone can manage vowels that aren't flat. Saying 'I had a BARTH LARST night' just seems like effort.
I'm very serious about a MoopMeet, it feels like the perfect way to cap off lockdown.
I don't know how anyone can manage vowels that aren't flat. Saying 'I had a BARTH LARST night' just seems like effort.
I'm very serious about a MoopMeet, it feels like the perfect way to cap off lockdown.

LOVE FLOPPETIt would be GREAT to meet! And @Floppet must be there too so we can rejoice over her flat vowels![]()
ARCHIES and NOWhat about that dreadful sounding place with the PINK BURGER BUNS or whatever it was? It'd be better than this puppet show on stage at least.
This is SOUTHERN RACISM
ARCHIES and NO
You need to come, we’ll have to sneak off if some cunt ends up asking for a full English.This is SOUTHERN RACISM
I've literally spent more time with people I've only ever communicated with in writing than I have with anyone else.I don't think I've been to a Moopmeet since 2010, or 2013 at a push although that wasn't quite as organised. After this lockdown bonding I'd be well up for one.
I want you to want me to comeYou CAN come you know?

I’ve ordered drunk on Uber Eats before I must say* rings in an order *![]()
We should all go to Stockholm again too.
Nobody’s PERFECT
Even Mrs Bev isn't allowed to say that.I'm cool with full English's as long as the beans are in a POT.You need to come, we’ll have to sneak off if some cunt ends up asking for a full English.
