Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3)

[AGinAg (37)]

No it ISN'T!

Fair.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Is that all the good songs done then

 

[Dark Carnival]

MAIDEN TOWER

 

[FetchFugly]

I feel quite worn out after Pastora.

What I can see of boring beanie's tattoo is quite dreadful.

 

[Penelope]

OT: Has anyone else been receiving sexually explicit messages from Beverley?

Since 2015

 

[Beverley]

This is so shit, but at least he performs it well

 

[lolly]

I'd lob one up it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OT: Has anyone else been receiving sexually explicit messages from Beverley?

Just anus pics in my box.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OMG the shit fake crowd on the backing screens

This is terrible, how did it qualify

 

[D5K]

OT: Has anyone else been receiving sexually explicit messages from Beverley?

It’s the endless photos I find disturbing

 

[Penelope]

LOVE this gay old toot

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'd lob one up it

Malta?!!!

 

[Penelope]

Honestly, it's a source of neverending astonishment to me that he was 23 here and not FORTY

 

[D5K]

I swear this only qualified because of the foot dance. And why not?

 

[Beverley]

Mrs Bev has lost interest, soz slags

 

[lolly]

Malta?!!!

I'm on delay, so I'll reserve answering for now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is kinda rubbish, but I'm not hating it entirely.

 

[Suomi]

I do have a soft spot for this Maltese entry, which I thought could have been significantly improved by having glove puppets appear throughout the song’s duration

 

[Dark Carnival]

Mrs Bev has lost interest, soz slags

HER fucking loss

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

To be fair didn’t the UK recycle this shitshow from Malta with Joe and Jake a few years later

I absolutely cannot be bothered to relisten to their entry either to verify

 

[Penelope]

LOVE Kaliopi's cameo there

 

[lolly]

Malta?!!!

If he didn't move and cut his hair, absolutely.

 

[Suomi]

I’m sorry but where did she come from?

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is kinda rubbish, but I'm not hating it entirely.

I'm not hating it either, she's giving me strong gayface though

 

[Beverley]

OMG at the next one!!!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh he's brought his lesbain friends!

 

[Beverley]

I cannot cope anymore seriously. It's too good

 

[Penelope]

In retrospect not really sure why that won over Euphoria but I suppose everyone was quite drunk at the time

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’m sorry but where did she come from?

She was a total surprise.

 

[Dark Carnival]

OMG at the next one!!!

We're still on Malta!!

 

[Beverley]

I miss Dinlo :-(

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Isn’t Kalopi about to deliver a vocal to rival Pastora now

 

[Penelope]

LOVE Kaliopi's cameo there

OMG and straight to the side of the stage for the next one!

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh the lemon-trousered 'DJ' breaking out the moves and the backing singer breaking free.

 

[Dark Carnival]

City of culture

 

[Generic Account]

Land of the cumulonimbus

 

[Suomi]

Screaming that Kaliopi actually IS next on stage

 

[ButterTart]

Just playing catch up because I've been asleep.
Turkey - I'm glad they left after that nautical atrocity. If they were going to make a boat, why couldn't it have been the Herald of Free Enterprise?
Spain - Amazing in every possible sense, including the ridiculously hard faced presentation of Pastora herself.
Germany - Fucking brilliant. I like it when people are comfortably dressed onstage.

 

[Penelope]

I like to think this is Rita's internal monologue when Big Brother goes off air

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Dressed like Karen from HR.