Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3)

[lolly]

This thread has already been quite the success

 

[Beverley]

I quite liked it in the end

 

[Generic Account]

He sounds like a Pop Idol contestant. All weak chest and light falsetto and 2001 clothing.

 

[Alla]

Wasn't this the last year with everyone sitting down?

 

[Beverley]

OMG are the audience seated?!
Was that a THING at some point?

IKR

It's like a Swedish summer festival

 

[Suomi]

Oh now here she comes. ‘Suus’ is an ode to spaghetti.

 

[Beverley]

OMG!!!!! It's RONA!!!!

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS MAD BITCH!!!

 

[Alla]

I forgot how SHIT the postcards were.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They really are the most 'exotic' host.

 

[D5K]

I guess we shouldn’t talk about how songs performed as it’s a spoiler for three hours time

 

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I’ve always thought Suus would sound spectacular if somebody had taken the vocal and put a donk on it

 

[lolly]

Sorry, I was chatting to my mother (who has FINALLY started social distancing) so am not sure if I started at the right time. Hungary just finished for me - are we all in a similar place?

 

[Beverley]

Does anybody still have Penny's version of this for Moopy Eurovision Factor?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like a long curling turd. The song and her hair.

 

[Alla]

Nice voice, terrible skin.

 

[Suomi]

She looks like she’d be the video game character i’d choose in Mortal Kombat, very SINDEL!

 

[Generic Account]

Best so far.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sorry, I was chatting to my mother (who has FINALLY started social distancing) so am not sure if I started at the right time. Hungary just finished for me - are we all in a similar place?

about a minute into Albania now.

 

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Isn’t Suus Albania’s most successful Eurovision song ever

Maybe they should send her AGAIN

 

[D5K]

I still can’t believe this song happened, it’s amazing

 

[Suomi]

Sorry but this is ARTPOP. 10/10

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's just fucking screaming.

I have never forgotten this.

 

[Beverley]

I forget how much I love this year. The next entry

 

[Generic Account]

She looks like she’d be the video game character i’d choose in Mortal Kombat, very SINDEL!

Or Mileena! The trauma.

 

[lolly]

about a minute into Albania now.

Think I need to slip forward a minute or so at the next opportune moment

 

[Alla]

That was fantastic, I hope she does well.

 

[D5K]

Oh god not this twat

 

[ameraal]

someone please get that woman a chai.

 

[Generic Account]

OMG he is here! I forgot about the diamond blindfold.

 

[Beverley]

Bless her in her dad's church suit

 

[Alla]

Think I need to slip forward a minute or so at the next opportune moment

If you're watching on youtube, we started at 8 o'clock, just calculate the time.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The blindfold reveal is just so tasteful.

 

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OMG Donny Martell I purposefully haven’t refreshed my memory of this years songs (although I’m aware we have something festive and fruity coming up from Cyprus )

4 songs in and there’s been VARIETY

 

[Beverley]

someone please get that woman a chai.

 

[Suomi]

Or Mileena! The trauma.

Mental note that I need to start a Mortal Kombat thread

 

[Generic Account]

He really came into his own when he got the perm, but those cheekbones are everything

 

[Generic Account]

Mental note that I need to start a Mortal Kombat thread

I thought we had one.

 

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The diamonté really make the eye mask so much classier

 

[Suomi]

See now Donny woulda made a good opener

 

[Alla]

The inspiration for Bird Box.