Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3) (9 Viewers)

[Beverley]

Norway man looks remarkably like the Swedish guy from that other year.

COS THEY BOTH BROWN?

 

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I don’t like how Norway seems to be in his rehearsal outfit

GO HARD OR GO HOME LOVE, it’s the greatest show on EARTH

 

[Generic Account]

COS THEY BOTH BROWN?

Are they?

Who knew

 

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So many backing singers side of stage in shadow this year

 

[Suomi]

After two comatose starts, 2012 is thus far a BLINDING YEAR

 

[D5K]

Fun for Europe!

Fun for 5000!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Eric saade.

Eric >>> Tooji

 

[Generic Account]

Very weak falsetto Norway

 

[Beverley]

I just realised I think this year has one of my fave ever entries (apart from the obvious) and I'm even more excited now

 

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Did Norway have NO BUDGET in 2012?

That stage show redefined BARE BONES

 

[Alla]

Still Ivy for me

 

[Generic Account]

Would have been a perfect year for

Touch My Fiy Ur Can Ya Feel the Heeaat?

 

[D5K]

I’m honestly amazed at how strong this year is. And we haven’t even had Sweden, Spain, Greece, Azerbaijan yet (probably forgotten some other good ones too)

 

[Generic Account]

Those cheek fillers

 

[D5K]

Ooooooooh

 

[Beverley]

I want a face like this entry

 

[D5K]

Garabagh before their home entry!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Something of the night about this one.

 

[FetchFugly]

I almost feel sorry for Engelbert stuck next to Arlene Phillips all night.

 

[Beverley]

Oh I love the ethnic wailing. Take it to the mosque BITCH.

 

[Suomi]

Halfway through Azerbaijan and I hear the door slam from the bedroom

 

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OMG When The Music Dies!!

SUCH a beautiful and classy entry, especially for AZERBEIJAN, land of tat and Swedish imports.

Was this the last time a host country made an ACTUAL COMPETITIVE effort with their entry?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like Gloria Estefan a week after dying.

 

[D5K]

Was this the last time a host country made an ACTUAL COMPETITIVE effort with their entry?

Probably the last time a country really wanted to win it again

 

[D5K]

Hang on that fucker in the back just ruined it

 

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How have Azerbeijan not recycled this woman as an entry
She got PIPES

 

[Generic Account]

The man on the backing wailing is making this.

That and her dress.

Well done Azerbaijan.

 

[Beverley]

FFS! This year is something ELSE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't care for Azerjeben

 

[Beverley]

I think this was the last Romanian entry I gagged for

 

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OMG this hot tat from Romania! I LOVE IT

I wish Romania could go back to being GOOD again. This is effortless.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I forgot about this absolute fucking BANGER.

 

[Alla]

Oh I forgot Mandinga was this year too.

 

[lolly]

I don't care for Azerjeben

One of the weaker ones for me, but in fairness that's more a reflection on how this year is.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Here for eastern European sluts

 

[AGinAg (37)]

2020 doesn't deserve 2012.

 

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Romania just need to send hot Summer bops every single year, IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

Still cringing from that vampire shit they flopped with last year

 

[Suomi]

So many decent female-fronted pop songs; unsuspecting that they’re about to all be fed into the Loreen wood chipper

 

[Alla]

I don't understand how they think singing in Spanish is a good idea for Eurovision, specially when they had our 12 in the televote garanteed anyway.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So many decent female-fronted pop songs; unsuspecting that they’re about to all be fed into the Loreen wood chipper

Oh WE ALL KNEW.