Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3)

[Beverley]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So so so generic.

 

[Penelope]

Look at those pigs trotters. Barely bothered enough to do her own dance routine

OMG HERE COMES SMACK QUEEN LOREEN

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wow

 

[Alla]

There she comes.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh here we go

 

[Suomi]

OMG Jesus is about to rise for Easter

 

[Suomi]

I am lying on the floor

 

[Penelope]

Can't wait to never go on holiday to Azerbaijan

 

[Penelope]

I am lying on the floor

GET UP

 

[Dark Carnival]

My heart is racing

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm self sacrificing in tribute.

 

[D5K]

Pray silence please

 

[Dark Carnival]

omg

 

[Dark Carnival]

goosebumps

 

[Generic Account]

So good

 

[Penelope]

Bit dated isn't it

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg the audience, they KNEW!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bit dated isn't it

 

[Penelope]

Bit dated isn't it

12455/10

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's so much bigger than everything else. The whole package took it to the next level.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I never noticed it before, but even the opening shot of the black and white lights in the arena is SUCH an effective scene-setter.

This feels like it’s in another universe to everything else, aside from La La Love which is unquestionably better in all respects

 

[lolly]

She was the pre contest favourite, wasn't she?

 

[Beverley]

That gave me fucking shivers

 

[Penelope]

God the SNOW. THE VOX!

Wonder how many times she accidentally kicked him in the head during rehearsals

 

[Beverley]

But some of the camerawork was a fucking hate crime

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The ambition of it all. It stands out HARD.

 

[Dark Carnival]

What a fucking JUGGERNAUT!

 

[Beverley]

'Is this famous?' Mrs Bev is confused. 'Some of the staging was quite dark.'

 

[Penelope]

"WHEN I WAS MINUS 33 YEARS OLD"

FUCK OFF YOU POTATO

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Euphoria also seems to be the start of Sweden staging their performances like they AREN’T ACTUALLY IN THE ARENA

Noticeably done badly recently by Benjamin Ingrosso

 

[Dark Carnival]

BYE GO HOME IT'S OVER

 

[ameraal]

truly in a league all her own on that stage.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She was the pre contest favourite, wasn't she?

From the word go. I don't think anything else was ever favoured.

 

[Penelope]

AZERBAIJAN LAND OF TEA?!

 

[Suomi]

It feels like everything just RESET

 

[Dark Carnival]

Was this the last year Turkey were in?

 

[Alla]

I totally forgot Turkey even existed.

 

[D5K]

Oh my god what a complete comedown