Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3)

[ameraal]

*elephant noise*

 

[Alla]

Oh Gaitana and 100 dancers on stage

 

[D5K]

This would have been an incredible opener.

 

[Beverley]

Mrs Bev: 'is that an elephant?'
Miss Bev: 'that's RACIST!'

 

[Penelope]

This is absolutely OBVOXIOUS

 

[Dark Carnival]

Fucking hell, I don't remember this being this fabulous

 

[Generic Account]

Like a young Anastasia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jeepers.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Now you can be my GAYYYYY? !

 

[ameraal]

my ears *.*

 

[Penelope]

Imagine if Lana Del Rey came out with this for her next album

 

[Generic Account]

Is this dubstep, Kids?

 

[Alla]

Fucking hell, I don't remember this being this fabulous

Someone didn't do his homework this week.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is so GAY !

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck, I gave this one quite good marks in the Moopyvision rate. Kind of speaks for the shitness of the rest of the Ukrainian entries this decade.

 

[D5K]

Was she just rubbing her crotch?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is a bit special.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

OK so mister Moldova can absolutely sit on my face whenever he wants

 

[Penelope]

LED really has come a LONG WAY SINCE 2012

 

[Dark Carnival]

my ears *.*

HOMOSEXUALITY *.*

 

[Penelope]

Did she just do a shout out to SHIRLEY'S ANGELS AT THE END?!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

PASHA <3 I think this was the song that really OPENED MY EYES to the charms of Moldova at Eurovision

 

[Generic Account]

She looks a bit like a "softer" looking Fergie.

 

[Beverley]

Are we watching the voting too?

 

[ButterTart]

Was she just rubbing her crotch?!

Just got to that bit. She very much was, and the camera cut away as she went in for a quick sniff of her fingers.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Someone didn't do his homework this week.

I haven't done Ukraine yet!

 

[FetchFugly]

The dancer outfits. Even Kylie wouldn't.

There's something of a provincial gay night PA about her.

 

[Penelope]

STAMP ON MY THROAT PASHA

 

[D5K]

Oh I like this one too! Fuck me this year is good.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are we watching the voting too?

Ermmm? Are you serious??

 

[Dark Carnival]

OF COURSE WE ARE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

LED really has come a LONG WAY SINCE 2012

Just coming in to say that.

Nice to see Windows 98 still getting use.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg! I remember this but only from Moopyvision!

 

[Dark Carnival]

LAUTER IN ME NOW

 

[Beverley]

PEASANTY

 

[Alla]

Oh I forgot about this HOT MESS. Moldova delivering as usual

 

[Generic Account]

Moldova could be a Disney villain.

 

[Penelope]

There's something of a 70s SEX CRIME AIR to this Moldovan one

Such WHIMSY though

 

[Generic Account]

Or the villain's sidekick.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I KNOW he's NASTY in bed, I just know it!