Eurovision Rewatch: Baku 2012 - 20.00 GMT tonight (21/3)

[Beverley]

She's literally had enough of Eurovision for 13 months

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh a PADDED POINT

 

[D5K]

Oh we're not in phase!

You've been a minute ahead of us all night!

 

[lolly]

TITS OUT (nearly) for Belarus!

 

[Generic Account]

It's UKRAINE!

Belarus surpassed them

 

[Alla]

It's half 11 for you! You crazy Spaniards.

We are.

 

[Dark Carnival]

TELL SECRETS.

I love being rimmed

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We actually got a point!

 

[Penelope]

Cyprus doing DISGUSTINGLY badly so far

 

[Dark Carnival]

Belgium man is...fairly cute in an elfin way

no

 

[lolly]

Belgium man is...fairly cute in an elfin way

He's fucking CREEPY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Spain heavily underperforming.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Cyprus doing DISGUSTINGLY badly so far

i know right

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wow Azerjeben stop trying so hard

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love being rimmed

We know

 

[Generic Account]

He's fucking CREEPY

He had a bit of the Rybak about him but not QUITE as handsome.

 

[Penelope]

Is this NICOLE SCHERZINGER for Azerbaijan?

 

[ButterTart]

God bless you, Belgium. A pity point for wizened old Engelbert.

 

[lolly]

He had a bit of the Rybak about him but not QUITE as handsome.

He had a bit of the little one from Penn and Teller.

 

[Dark Carnival]

All this to give Turkey your 12 points fuck off

 

[ButterTart]

Azeri woman is building her part a bit here. No one cares, love.

 

[Generic Account]

Land of Fiyah

 

[Penelope]

12 from Malta to Azerbaijan

NOT AT ALL DODGY

 

[D5K]

San Marino! I forgot the Social Network Song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

While I remember none of this, in my mind Loreen got many more 12s.

 

[Generic Account]

the question of the night is

HOW is Denmark last?

 

[Dark Carnival]

That fucking haircut

 

[Generic Account]

French man handsome from the nose up.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

the question of the night is

HOW is Denmark last?

Logical reasoning.

 

[Dark Carnival]

the question of the night is

HOW is Denmark last?

INJUSTICE

 

[D5K]

Did they just call him Mary?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank fuck France doing the right thing

 

[ButterTart]

12 points to Albania? That explains a lot about the quality of San Marinese entries.

 

[lolly]

the question of the night is

HOW is Denmark last?

UK aside, thoroughly deserved.

 

[D5K]

Oooh can we relive the 2012 Olympics over the summer?

 

[lolly]

Is it a Hanson brother?

 

[Dark Carnival]

IRELAND? Ok

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We gave Spain 10

 

[ButterTart]

Loreen couldn't give less of a fuck, could she?

 

[D5K]

Loreen couldn't give less of a fuck, could she?

She knew she had it in the bag.