Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[straightorbroken]

Terry doing an "Alyssa's Secret" style intro for Dana. What a prick.

 

[Dark Carnival]

YAAAAASSSSS

 

[lolly]

BEHOLD

 

[straightorbroken]

THE ENTRANCE OF ALL ENTRANCES.

 

[Penelope]

"Dana International......is DIFFERENT. But then SO IS GUILDO"

! at Terry being RELATIVELY FORWARD-THINKING!

 

[win_the_game]

That's harsh sticking the HEFFER on her own in the SHADOWS.

 

[octophone]

Why is the chubby backing singer not allowed to hang out with the others? DISCRIMINATION!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This MADE ME GAY.

 

[lolly]

Why is the chubby backing singer not allowed to hang out with the others? DISCRIMINATION!

Just be grateful she wasn't behind them

 

[Penelope]

Shout out to a DIP-DYED HERA BJORK IN THE SHADOWS

God this really has only been equalled by DANCE YOUR PAIN AWAY SINCE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

The effects!

 

[Lucille]

Star fade!

 

[lolly]

This would have been my first Eurovision with Mr L

 

[Penelope]

This MADE ME GAY.

Getting out the dildo as we SPEAK!

 

[octophone]

Ah, Dana...creating unreasonable expectations for trans singers for over 20 years...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Diva Diva Diva DIVA!!!!

 

[Madison]

BRAVA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is just too easy! She towers over everyone else!

 

[Generic Account]

I can't with these effects

 

[octophone]

I don't get the polo neck joke...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

VIVA!

 

[Penelope]

DEAD!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why is the chubby backing singer not allowed to hang out with the others? DISCRIMINATION!

 

[Tisch]

Those NOX are not what I remember

And why was the fat backing singer on her own?

 

[Generic Account]

Is Germany worth watching or can I get cornflakes?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Those NOX are not what I remember

And why was the fat backing singer on her own?

Oh we let any old shit pass back then!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is Germany worth watching or can I get cornflakes?

Watch.

 

[Madison]

Is Germany worth watching or can I get cornflakes?

Watch.

 

[Dark Carnival]

How nice of Germany to send a homeless person

 

[Penelope]

The Pet Shop Boys did NOT DESERVE TO HAVE TO INTRO THIS!

 

[octophone]

WTF is THIS??? Merlin two years into a drink problem?

 

[Lucille]

THIS IS VERY FUN FOR ZU-KLARA

 

[COB]

Actually quite into what this blatant paedophile is offering!

 

[win_the_game]

Like Michael Bolton post-breakdown.

 

[Penelope]

Oooh, Stefan Raab is in a very LATE NINETIES WAY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WTF is THIS??? Merlin two years into a drink problem?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh this is quite FUN FOR EUROPE!

 

[Tisch]

I quite like this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's QUITE CATCHY TO BE FAIR.

 

[Tisch]

Disappointed Dana was on so early. I've only had one wine!