Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[Penelope]

Bless 1998, when technology still hadn't figured out how to ORDER A SCOREBOARD BY POINTS LIVE

 

[Tisch]

ha! A boo for three points. We'd be jubilating these days!

 

[Lucille]

The leader board not being listed by number of points is horrifying.

 

[Penelope]

at the HOWLS OF FURY from the crowd at Imaani only getting a MERE 3

 

[VoR]

Dana UNBOTHERED by her 12 points from France

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bless 1998, when technology still hadn't figured out how to ORDER A SCOREBOARD BY POINTS LIVE

My thoughts

 

[Lucille]

What a FLIRT!

 

[Tisch]

It really is a beautiful evening... -_-

 

[Penelope]

The crowd ROARING FOR THEIR QUEEN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That Dana ARM CROSS.

 

[Penelope]

at that ULRIKAN REPARTÉE

 

[win_the_game]

Bless 1998, when technology still hadn't figured out how to ORDER A SCOREBOARD BY POINTS LIVE

But what wonderful 3D visuals.

 

[Lucille]

I love the booing for points we’d suck dick for in the last 15 years!

 

[VoR]

That virtual map looks cool (y'know, for the time) but it was a NIGHTMARE for actually keeping track of the scoreboard.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oooh a 3D Map!

 

[Lucille]

MAZEL TOV!

 

[Tisch]

Boos for Switzerland before she's even started

 

[Penelope]

Oooh a 3D Map!

Oooh a PADDED STAR

 

[Madison]

Actually A very good question. @VoR @Penelope
I feel we might have got random 12's along the way from Malta or Ireland for scooch or someone like that?

I think Blue received a 12.

 

[win_the_game]

Boos for Switzerland before she's even started

They weren't wrong were they.

 

[Tisch]

Spain 6 points WUT

 

[Lucille]

I think Blue received a 12.

How! Also how is Malta doing so well!!!

 

[Penelope]

The BOOS AT EVERY LOW POINT FOR THE UK

A DIFFERENT TIME!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The AUDIENCE ARE FERAL.

Compare this to drab old 2012!

 

[Penelope]

How! Also how is Malta doing so well!!!

All for the CHIC C&A FASHIONS

 

[Lucille]

FUCK YOU SLOVAKIA

 

[Penelope]

BIRMING-HAM

GET A JOB

 

[VoR]

Joe & Jake got a 12 from Malta in 2016, and Lucie Jones got 12 from Australia in 2017.

 

[Lucille]

I’m suddenly VERY SAD we’re not getting a contest this year

 

[Penelope]

L'EX REPUBLIQUE DE LA MACEDOINE

La NORD MACEDOINE just DOESN'T HAVE THE SAME RING

 

[Lucille]

Joe & Jake got a 12 from Malta in 2016, and Lucie Jones got 12 from Australia in 2017.

MADNESS!

 

[Tisch]

Joe & Jake got a 12 from Malta in 2016, and Lucie Jones got 12 from Australia in 2017.

Weird! If Joe and Jake deserved a 12 then surie certainly did!

 

[Penelope]

Oh so they could ORDER IT DURING AN ASIDE COULD THEY

CHEAP CUNTS

 

[VoR]

Terry at the start of the voting: I have a feeling Malta are going to do VERY WELL

Terry after literally six sets of votes: "LOL TWELVE FOR MALTA? MADNESS!"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The UK audience are such NASTY OLD CUNTS. Led by Ulrika no doubt.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m suddenly VERY SAD we’re not getting a contest this year

 

[Penelope]

Weird! If Joe and Jake deserved a 12 then surie certainly did!

SuRie hasn't even deserved a £12 TIP AT PIZZA EXPRESS!

 

[Penelope]

The UK audience are such NASTY OLD CUNTS. Led by Ulrika no doubt.

Where IS SHE NOW, REALLY

 

[Tisch]

It's genuinely exciting seeing UK Get points and actually be up there on the leaderboard.

 

[Tisch]

Ooh look at this MAN SPREADER