Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[AGinAg (37)]

Her 9/10
The song 6/10

 

[Lucille]

Alton towers!

 

[Penelope]

Love the fade into an erection section SLOW JAM

The audience having NO IDEA when to clap

 

[Madison]

Yay - Oblivion!

 

[COB]

OMG Diana at Thorpe Park

EDIT - oh

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yay - Oblivion!

Is this the one people lost limbs on

 

[straightorbroken]

I see someone flooded their basement in this VT. I didn't think he looked that good myself.

 

[win_the_game]

Daniel Radcliffe has aged terribly.

 

[octophone]

Harry Potter?

 

[Tisch]

Boring Spanish ballid = loo break!

 

[COB]

God the GLAMOUR

 

[octophone]

Bastard, beaten by a sliver.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is it going to be like this all the way through? This isn't very fun (for Europe)

 

[Lucille]

NEXT!

 

[straightorbroken]

I almost thought that was Stevearmstrong Andhiswonderfulorchestra.

 

[lolly]

Like a young lesbian Elton John

 

[Tisch]

Did Spain send BILL GATES

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Of ALL the SPANISH MEN they could have picked they send this fucking DRIP!

 

[Madison]

He's still wearing his watch.

 

[Penelope]

The vibe of this is very '@Diddy does karaoke'

 

[Generic Account]

Isn't he the most distinctly unSpanish performer you've ever seen?

There had better be a reveal into a tight white vest top.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He's still wearing his watch.

Phones didn't have clocks then

 

[octophone]

This is a bit of soggy souffle thus far, it must be said.

 

[Dark Carnival]

The vibe of this is very '@Diddy does karaoke'

Oh my!

 

[straightorbroken]

You can see the defeat in Per Gessle's brother's eyes, otherwise he surely would have taken his jacket off.

 

[octophone]

Dreadful key change.

 

[lolly]

Fuck me, what unbearable pissdribble

 

[COB]

The vibe of this is very '@Diddy does karaoke'

!
(love you dids x)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

People still had body fat in the 1990s I see.

 

[Lucille]

Wow that was SEXLESS

 

[octophone]

At least they showed a bit of gender balance by making the blokes wear green satin blouses.

 

[COB]

Always give them a big finish!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh oh oh at the weird voice change at the end!!

 

[straightorbroken]

He also has a whiff of Michael McIntyre.

 

[Madison]

GOOD LUCK GUNVOR!

 

[win_the_game]

God what a whiny cunt. Bet that was about his Mrs leaving him. I don't blame her.

 

[Penelope]

Well that was horrendous. I've looked him up and sadly he isn't dead yet.

 

[octophone]

Patronising bastards.

 

[Raining on Me]

Fucking hell at Spain

When does the good stuff descend on us?

 

[lolly]

Spain excels at hot men and rough women. Why deviate?