Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[Lucille]

A HARMONICA because it wasn’t BAD ENOUGH.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Jade Goody's mum isn't half bad.

 

[octophone]

Jade Goody's mum isn't half bad.

Oh, fucking OUCH!

 

[Penelope]

I bet she's handy with a pool cue

!

 

[Tisch]

Jade Goody's mum isn't half bad.

HPOTW

 

[Penelope]

This is worse than arse cancer.

 

[Dark Carnival]

So Hungary have always been homophobic?

 

[Penelope]

HOW HAS IT NOT BEEN THREE MINUTES YET?!

 

[Tisch]

Have we had no bands yet?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That was a lot of PHOBIAS all in once.

 

[win_the_game]

I bet she's handy with a pool cue

I wouldn't be surprised if she's discretely hiding the LOVE and HATE knuckle tattoos.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ASH TRAYS!

 

[Lucille]

Is there ANYONE worth a bone in this contest.

 

[Raining on Me]

Hungary absolutely fucking disgusting

Is this really a good year of the 90s? What delights await elsewhere?!

 

[Generic Account]

Make it end.

 

[COB]

Francis Rossi actually looking quite good in 1998!

 

[octophone]

This bloke has killed. I can feel it.

 

[Madison]

I've seen this contest at least five times, and I have no memory of this one.

 

[Tisch]

Hey Slovenia. Find the note.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope he killed himself after this.

 

[Lucille]

Hungary absolutely fucking disgusting

Is this really a good year of the 90s? What delights await elsewhere?!

IKR!

 

[Lucille]

Still going!

 

[Lucille]

Die!

 

[octophone]

They might as well have called this song "Pissbreak".

 

[win_the_game]

This bloke has killed. I can feel it.

He certainly killed that song.

 

[lolly]

He's giving me Francis Rossi and Marti Pellow. And that's never going to be a winning combination.

 

[Penelope]

I mean I'm not HATING THIS by the standards of the dreck this year. NICE MELODY SHIT VOICE

 

[Dark Carnival]

I prefer SEBI!

 

[straightorbroken]

I take it twinks and biceps weren't invented yet? Not even a twitch so far.

 

[Madison]

Is there ANYONE worth a bone in this contest.

Maybe Mr Estonia. There are number of Moopy posters obsessed with him.

 

[Lucille]

They might as well have called this song "Pissbreak".

The whole contest could be!!! And to think I RUSHED my SHIT!

 

[win_the_game]

Fuck yes Dawn!! Come on you HOT PIECE.

 

[straightorbroken]

If the singer and guitarist are a father son combo I guess that could work.

 

[Raining on Me]

Slovenia oddly comforting in that you can imagine someone entering that now and still sounding the same.

Still shit but still...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh shitting Ireland. We'd had ENOUGH by this point. And we still have!

 

[COB]

Cannery Wharf

 

[Generic Account]

 

[Penelope]

Hungary absolutely fucking disgusting

Is this really a good year of the 90s? What delights await elsewhere?!

1995 has a lot of incredible entries, just they all happen to be midtempo/ballads so it's a TERMINAL watch all in one

 

[Penelope]

OMG OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DAWN MARTIN HAS ARRIVED!!!

 

[octophone]

Did Ireland send their entry from 1985?