Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[AGinAg (37)]

A SULTRY BEAUTY

 

[octophone]

How many more songs are there? I need a shit.

 

[Lucille]

Sadly Male Pattern Baldness has since done a real number on lovely Lars

And yet we’re wasting resources on cures for Covid and AIDS

 

[lolly]

Who won the Barbara Dex award this year?

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh LOVELY KOIT as a young twink rather than aging chub!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

How many more songs are there? I need a shit.

We must be CLOSE.

 

[Lucille]

Awwww i’d bring him home to mother.

 

[Tisch]

CUTE FACE

 

[Penelope]

Who won the Barbara Dex award this year?

Guildo

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another ballid

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ooooh LOVELY KOIT as a young twink rather than aging chub!!!

Oh IS THIS HIM OF VERONA FAME?

 

[COB]

Oh it's the Verona twat? PASS

 

[Penelope]

Oh IS THIS HIM OF VERONA FAME?

It IS!

 

[octophone]

Awwww i’d bring him home to mother.

I would too.

We cremated my mother, mind you so we may have different motivations.

 

[Madison]

Guildo

Urgh. Morons.

 

[straightorbroken]

Jules Holland has a more interesting curriculum vitae than I thought.

 

[Lucille]

Who wouldn’t want that mono brow scratching against their taint?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I forget beards weren't invented until 2011.

 

[lolly]

Guildo

It was only in its infancy and they showed THAT lack of imagination already?!

 

[Tisch]

I wonder what number prosecco Ulrika is on at this point?

 

[Dark Carnival]

It IS!

omg! !

 

[Penelope]

It was only in its infancy and they showed THAT lack of imagination already?!

Much of the fanbase are fucking morons.

 

[Penelope]

I forget beards weren't invented until 2011.

SO TRUE

 

[octophone]

Nothing says BORING quite like the white suit jacket and piano combination.

 

[Tisch]

This is actually really good.

 

[Penelope]

Baby Koit would totally shit on your dick, but you'd forgive him after he'd finished crying.

 

[Lucille]

I forget beards weren't invented until 2011.

What a dark time! Now any unattractive man is even somewhat FUCKABLE after a PERNOD.

 

[VoR]

Just the two more. Thankfully they're both stone cold 11/10s

 

[lolly]

I wonder what number prosecco Ulrika is on at this point?

We didn't have prosecco in 1998. Did we even have cava?

It was BABYCHAM or FUCK OFF

 

[Dark Carnival]

I forget beards weren't invented until 2011.

The 90s must have been SUCH dark times for hairy men...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder what number prosecco Ulrika is on at this point?

Prosecco was a RARE and EXOTIC BEAST in the 1990s. It was all Smirnoff Ice and cocaine.

 

[octophone]

2 more to go. I can hang on, we're not at the turtle's head just yet.

 

[Penelope]

Just the two more. Thankfully they're both stone cold 11/10s

!

 

[Tisch]

We didn't have prosecco in 1998. Did we even have cava?

It was BABYCHAM or FUCK OFF

Sorry I meant HOOCH

 

[Tisch]

Just the two more. Thankfully they're both stone cold 11/10s

Love that you're trying to get us to STICK WITH IT

 

[Lucille]

Just the two more. Thankfully they're both stone cold 11/10s

WHAT

 

[Penelope]

CAN'T BE FUCKED WITH THE REST, GOING FOR A CIGARETTE NOW

 

[straightorbroken]

Andrea Bocelli and Christian Slator must be proud parents.

 

[Tisch]

EYEBROWS

 

[octophone]

I could go a kebab all of a sudden.