Eurovision Rewatch: Copenhagen 2001: 08/05 20.00 BST

[Soldi]

She really is a LOCAL STAR, I’m absolutely in AWE of her loves

 

[Soldi]

Why is she dressed like she's going to the local ASDA?

Asda Hulme!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So glad she's not letting her inability to hit those notes hold her back from trying.

What a PLUCKY YOUNG BRIT

 

[COB]

Actually hang on... is it possible that this IS actually Georgie the honest vocal coach before her witness protection?

 

[dmlaw]

Why is she dressed like she's going to the local ASDA?

You don't expect her to buy a new outfit, do you?

 

[Dark Carnival]

MORE RAP

 

[Dark Carnival]

This is embarrassing

 

[D5K]

One of our worst ever entries.

It’s really not that bad.

 

[Soldi]

This is embarrassing

SHUT IT MADAME MERDE

 

[win_the_game]

Why is she dressed like she's going to the local ASDA?

Tracksuits were the height of fashion on every council estate circa 2001.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

03 The Netherlands
04 Iceland
05 Bosnia and Herzegovina
01 Norway
06 Israel
00 Russia
08 Sweden
02 Lithuania
08 Latvia
05 Croatia
02 Portugal
00 Ireland
07 Spain
03 France
04 Turkey
10 United Kingdom

 

[dmlaw]

The days when we could enter something like this and still expect to do quite well. I miss them.

 

[Soldi]

04 Netherlands
05 Iceland
07 Bosnia-Herzegovina
02 Norway
08 Israel
03 Russia
09 Sweden
00 Lithuania
01 Latvia
07 Croatia
02 Portugal
-1 Ireland
09 Spain
10 France
03 Turkey
12455 Socialist Republic of Lindsay Dracass

 

[Dark Carnival]

03 The Netherlands
04 Iceland
05 Bosnia and Herzegovina
01 Norway
06 Israel
00 Russia
08 Sweden
02 Lithuania
08 Latvia
05 Croatia
02 Portugal
00 Ireland
07 Spain
03 France
04 Turkey
10 United Kingdom

Oh wow have a word

 

[Madison]

30 Netherlands
40 Iceland
55 Bosnia & Hergezgovina
45 Norway
67 Israel
05 Russia
75 Sweden
20 Lithuania
42 Latvia
82 Croatia
31 Portugal
38 Ireland
70 Spain
92 France
48 Turkey
72 United Kingdom

 

[COB]

10 United Kingdom

 

[dmlaw]

Ooh, Lindsay 'Big D' Dracass was not close to that last note.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh wow have a word

 

[Soldi]

Oh she’s a magician how fancy

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, he's a fucking magician now.

 

[dmlaw]

He'd better be dead. You promised me, @VoR.

 

[Madison]

Lindsay would have surely won if it wasn't for the distraction of that magic act.

 

[Soldi]

Slovenia

 

[win_the_game]

Like a leather clad WASP

 

[Soldi]

So apparently this had a really good lighting effect that wasn’t seen on the cameras?

 

[Madison]

Best double piano entry ever?

 

[D5K]

I wouldn’t mind a pair of those gloves

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ooooh I know this one from the HOT 100

 

[dmlaw]

I remember this giant bee from the Eurovision 100 threads.

 

[COB]

Another JUMP

 

[Soldi]

*sticks wet fingers in plug socket*

I’m ELECTRIFIED

 

[COB]

I also remember this from hot 100, and what an entry it is

 

[D5K]

I wouldn’t mind a pair of those gloves

They’d go well over my enormous forearms

 

[VoR]

Can we just swap this in for Slovenia's 2021 entry?

 

[COB]

The absolute confidence of her

 

[Dark Carnival]

SUCH ENERGY

 

[ButterTart]

I've I missed Lindsey Drac dat Ass?

No Dream Impossible is such a positive message that it feels needlessly cunty for Glennis Grace to have totally contradicted it four years later.

 

[VoR]

DANGEROUSLY STRAIGHT HAIR

 

[Madison]

He'd better be dead. You promised me, @VoR.

I think he meant Wogan.