Eurovision Rewatch: Copenhagen 2001: 08/05 20.00 BST

[Soldi]

Angela Merkel before the chancellorship

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Are Germany trying to do a France with that language?

Good luck everybody

 

[Madison]

30 Netherlands
40 Iceland
55 Bosnia & Hergezgovina
45 Norway
67 Israel
05 Russia
75 Sweden
20 Lithuania
42 Latvia
82 Croatia
31 Portugal
38 Ireland
70 Spain
92 France
48 Turkey
72 United Kingdom
95 Slovenia
71 Poland

 

[VoR]

QUITE BIG TITS

 

[Soldi]

Are Germany trying to do a France with that language?

Good luck everybody

Ikr right!

When one of the words in your language is NATURWISSENSCHAFTEN then you really shouldn’t sing a ballad in it unless compulsory.

 

[COB]

Cracking pair of lungs on her though etc.

 

[ButterTart]

QUITE BIG TITS

They look a bit synthetic though.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Michelle not CHIPMUNK VOX

 

[Dark Carnival]

shouty

 

[dmlaw]

I'm sorry, Germany, we do not come to you for ballads. We have France for that.

 

[VoR]

I believe Michelle remains quite popular in Germany.

 

[COB]

QUITE BIG TITS

I hope this is how the voters differentiated between the two Michelles.

 

[Soldi]

DIE MELODY

(Rip Melody )

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh she's seen some sense and switched to English.

Still shite though

 

[ButterTart]

They look a bit synthetic though.

Actually I think it's just that she has quite a plasticiney complexion.

Horrible voice. I suppose it keeps the costs down when you can be your own rape alarm.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

03 The Netherlands
04 Iceland
05 Bosnia and Herzegovina
01 Norway
06 Israel
00 Russia
08 Sweden
02 Lithuania
08 Latvia
05 Croatia
02 Portugal
00 Ireland
07 Spain
03 France
04 Turkey
10 United Kingdom
12 Slovenia
03 Poland
02 Germany

 

[Madison]

30 Netherlands
40 Iceland
55 Bosnia & Hergezgovina
45 Norway
67 Israel
05 Russia
75 Sweden
20 Lithuania
42 Latvia
82 Croatia
31 Portugal
38 Ireland
70 Spain
92 France
48 Turkey
72 United Kingdom
95 Slovenia
71 Poland
35 Germany

 

[dmlaw]

Still clearly the champion in Michelle-rate.

 

[Soldi]

04 Netherlands
05 Iceland
07 Bosnia-Herzegovina
02 Norway
08 Israel
03 Russia
09 Sweden
00 Lithuania
01 Latvia
07 Croatia
02 Portugal
-1 Ireland
09 Spain
10 France
03 Turkey
12455 Socialist Republic of Lindsay Dracass
10 Slovenia
05 Poland
07 Germany

Michelle Bass really pulled the boat out there bless her

 

[Soldi]

Did Mademoiselle @Dark Carnival die of boredom?

 

[Soldi]

oh not these ESTHONIAN CUNTS

 

[VoR]

LOL, remember when some lunatics predicted that this next one might win?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Did Mademoiselle @Dark Carnival die of boredom?

Wasn't that such a mood killer?

 

[ButterTart]

Germany reminding us that Joy Fleming and MeKaDo making German sound pleasant when set to music took more skill than we gave them credit for.

 

[dmlaw]

Time for Dave Benson Phillips.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Another jump!

 

[D5K]

I still don’t comprehend this result.

 

[COB]

These time jumps are making me feel like I'm on the Starship Enterprise flying through a temporal anomaly

 

[Soldi]

Wasn't that such a mood killer?

Germany are often killers babes

 

[ZenGiraffe]

07 Germany

 

[win_the_game]

Another jump!

Not a bad thing given the current song.

 

[ButterTart]

This is utterly, utterly atrocious.

It sounds like fat women should be modelling shawls to it in a Grattan advert.

 

[D5K]

I guess fitted shirts weren’t a thing in 2001

 

[Madison]

2XL are the true forgotten winners of Eurovision.

 

[dmlaw]

Really, you'd have thought that this would make Europe more racist rather than less.

 

[Soldi]

View attachment 2140

Spoiler: DISGUSTANG

 

[Dark Carnival]

I still don’t comprehend this result.

What? this won?

 

[VoR]

Imagine choosing THIS over GREECE, FRANCE and SLOVENIA

 

[COB]

This is utterly, utterly atrocious.

It sounds like fat women should be modelling shawls to it in a Grattan advert.

Grattan

 

[Madison]

WTF?!