Eurovision Rewatch: Copenhagen 2014 (27/06, 20:00 BST)

[AGinAg (37)]

Danes - not as funny as Swedes. Confirmed.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ironic that China were banned within a few years.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why are they singing about China?

 

[D5K]

I actually quite like this

 

[dmlaw]

The 'all Asian people look the same' joke has not aged well.

 

[Madison]

Urgh. It’s the paedophile promo segment.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why are they singing about China?

Some weak and mildly racist attempt to appeal to the Chinese audience.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Have any JESC winners ever been on Eurovision?

 

[D5K]

Of course in any other contest they'd have performed that live; it's a bit weird having such a long recorded interval segment.

 

[D5K]

Have any JESC winners ever been on Eurovision?

Yes song 15.

 

[dmlaw]

The 'all Asian people look the same' joke has not aged well.

Mind you, I'm sure it has aged better than the superfluous JESC contestant.

 

[Madison]

Have any JESC winners ever been on Eurovision?

Nobody knows.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Nobody knows.

@Johnkm

 

[dmlaw]

@Johnkm

Disguised as school.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mind you, I'm sure it has aged better than the superfluous JESC contestant.

Apparently she got to the judges houses round of the X Factor. I shit ye not.

 

[D5K]

Apparently she got to the judges houses round of the X Factor. I shit ye not.

I assume you mean UK because that would be standard for X Factor Malta.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume you mean UK because that would be standard for X Factor Malta.

Sorry yes. Ended up at Robbie Williams fake house which must have been disgusting.

 

[dmlaw]

Sorry yes. Ended up at Robbie Williams fake house which must have been disgusting.

They couldn't go to his real house because there would have been cocaine just everywhere.

 

[dmlaw]

At least Johnny Logan is a good sport.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They couldn't go to his real house because there would have been cocaine just everywhere.

Yes I imagine a lot of glass coffee tables covered in fag butts and white dust.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

At least Johnny Logan is a good sport.

Carola did it better.

 

[ButterTart]

I think it's Safri-duo.

We forgot to nominate them in the dance rate. Another semi final needed.

This is actually just turning into Sanremo now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It was around this time the Gina G trail went cold. Maybe this did it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is Denmark a feeder?

 

[Madison]

So charismatic

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That cake is shit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

And a cake for Molly, how nice

 

[D5K]

To be fair accusing someone of "loving cake" on live TV is a bit harsh.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is Molly's nan still alive?

 

[dmlaw]

Molly's charisma is not taking over here.

 

[Madison]

Probably should have rehearsed this.

 

[D5K]

To be fair accusing someone of "loving cake" on live TV is a bit harsh.

Unless it's the guy from Belgium with his feeder mother of course.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Their favourite restaurant yet they didn’t recognise it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

But they wanted the soup.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Molly's charisma is not taking over here.

It wasn't quite as painful as I remember.

 

[dmlaw]

Is Molly's nan still alive?

She died of shame after watching this.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She died of shame after watching this.

 

[Dark Carnival]

ANOTHER CHINA JOKE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I will never do a FUN FACT again.

 

[D5K]

It wasn't quite as painful as I remember.

Same here. Because at least some other countries were just as bemused as we were.