Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[Beverley]

HI LADY BUS STOP!

 

[win_the_game]

I fucking adore BUS STOP

 

[Penelope]

GOD THIS IS ALL SENSATIONAL

UGH, SPOKE TOO SOON

 

[octophone]

OMG, the staging!

 

[Suomi]

Roxxxy Andrew’s mum represented Hungary in 2007

 

[Apoca]

Oh no, not Hungary.

 

[Iguana]

Glad she dressed up for the occasion

 

[AlgoAlex]

Okay now that is my favourite. Fucking LOVE it.

 

[Bumptious]

Roxy Andrews!

 

[Penelope]

Still my least favourite thing @Tetris-Rock's ever done

 

[Alla]

Oh I don't mind this one, I guess it must be hated by hardcore euroqueens, but I appreciate anything different.

 

[COB]

Let's hope Unsubstantial Blues isn't Ineffectual Shit! So far the signs aren't looking good.

 

[dmlaw]

Who ordered the Hugarian Jazz pastiche? No one? Didn't think so.

 

[win_the_game]

Glad she dressed up for the occasion

Have you ever seen a lesbian on a night out?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well you know what they say. Dress for the job you'll have when the competition is over.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Horrible. And that vest. Piss off love.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Have they ALWAYS been this homophobic?

 

[Beverley]

She looks like t.A.t.u's unfortunate-looking older sister

 

[Soldi]

A whiff of the BLUES

 

[Tisch]

What the FRACK is this?

 

[Zu]

I hate this Hungarian one SO MUCH

Sounds like a complete rewrite of something else equally dreadful to me. NO STARS

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Penelope]

God, this would've so been top three if the juries were in

 

[Penelope]

SHUT UP FOR FUCK'S SAKE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why did you leave me?

JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF LOVE!

 

[win_the_game]

OMG I can't believe you all hate this!

 

[dmlaw]

It takes a lot out-horrible-note the entire Irish song, but I think this thing has managed it.

 

[FetchFugly]

This is EVIL

 

[octophone]

Oh good LORD stop SCREAMING and go back to the pub you do Bonnie Tyler covers in on a Saturday night.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I HATE HUNGARY!!

 

[Apoca]

Take your suitcase and get the fuck off the stage, love.

 

[Zu]

The SQUALLING GUITAR

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 Bosnia
04 Spain
04 Belarus
02 Ireland
06 Finland
04 Macedonia
07 Slovenia
00 Hungary

 

[Penelope]

06 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
07 Ireland
11 Finland
09 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary

 

[AGinAg (37)]

03 Bosnia
07 Spain
09 Belarus
01 Ireland
07 Finland
08 Macedonia
10 Slovenia
00 Hungary

 

[Iguana]

Have you ever seen a lesbian on a night out?

I am imagining her wearing the same outfit currently in lockdown

 

[Penelope]

at the UNANIMITY

 

[Alla]

OMG I can't believe you all hate this!

Basic euroqueens.

 

[octophone]

Take your suitcase and get the fuck off the stage, love.

That suitcase had the head of her last victim inside it.

 

[COB]

Finland finally got an adaptation of Channel 4's Killer Net in 2007